Ugh, ugh, and ugh

                                        Twilight sighed.

"That was humiliating..."

Discord grabbed a drink.

"I didn't know you had beer.."

"Oh , great..."

Discord starts drinking it. He soon finishes the whole bottle.

"Twilight has beer?" Queen Chrysalis asked.

"I hate beer," King Sombra said.

"What's beer?" The Cutie Mark Crusaders suddenly ask.

"Girls! What are you doing here?" Twilight asks.

"We thought that we'd be good spies!" Scootaloo said.

" I have to say, you are really good." Twilight said. "But spying isn't right... May you go back to your club-house and brainstorm something else?"

"Sure," AppleBloom said with a sigh.

Twilight turned her head to see five bottles laying on the floor.

"Oh no..."

"Chug, chug, chug, chug , chug, chug, chug!" Discord finished the bottle and threw it on the floor. SMASH!

"S-sixxxxxx bottlessss I-in a rroow. Gimme f-fifty dollas n-now.."

Queen Chrysalis starts laughing.

"Hey Twilight!"

"What?"

"Discord's drunk!"

"Good to know.."

Twilight sighed.

"W-wut? It's Fr-idays n-ight! Parttttttys annnnnd getting drunk.."

Twilight starts laughing.

"Hay guuurl....You never got d-runnnnk???"

"Hey, look! It's trying to communicate!" King Sombra said.

Twilight looked at Discord, who trapped her In a corner.

"No, I have never gotten drunk."

"Hhhhoww cuum?"

Twilight starts laughing again.

"I'm going to text Shining Armor about this..."

"Nnnnoooo." Discord grabbed her phone.

"Why not?"

"Asssshole doesn't neeeeeed to know.."

"Well can you stop trapping me?"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNein."

"Why not?"

"I-I-I dooon't knoooow.."

Twilight tried to be serious, but the whole situation was hilarious. She just kept on laughing.

"Uh, a  l-little hel-help?" Twilight kept on laughing.

"I'lllllll heeeelllllppppp" King Sombra said, laughing.

"Meeee toooooooo." Queen Chrysalis said.

"What's going on in here?" Spike asked.

"Discord got REALLY drunk.." Twilight said.

" Are you OK?"

"I guess."

Spike sighed.

"I'll go get Rarity.."

"Mr. Fappp! YOuu nooo getttt ugglyyy whhhhore faacce."

Twilight starts laughing harder.

"Rarity is NOT an ugly whore face!"

"Uhhhhh-Huuuuh!"

"No!"

"Yeaaah!"

"Discord, you should be a comedian."

"Thankkk yOUZ"

Twilight tried to find a way out of the corner. She couldn't..

Rarity ran in.

"Twilight!"

"Oh! Hi Rarity!"

"How long have you been there?"

"I don't know.."

Rarity starts laughing.

"I'm sending this picture to Shining Armor!"

Discord finally finishes trapping Twilight and grabs Rarity's phone and EATS IT.

"AHHH! You BEAST!"

Rarity ran out the door.

"I'm gon geet moar beeeeeeer."

Discord snaps his fingers and more beer appears.

"Alright Discord, c'mon. Let's go to bed now.." Twilight says calmly.

Discord runs to one of the guest rooms and jumps on the bed.

Queen Chrysalis and King Sombra go to their guest rooms and go to sleep.

Twilight and Spike both crawl into their beds and fall asleep.

3 hours later...______________________________________________________________________________________

It was 3:00 AM. Twilight suddenly hears something. She turns around and Discord was laying in her bed.

Twilight almost screams, and jumps off of the bed. Discord wakes up.

"Ugh.. My head...What happened?"

"You got extremely drunk."

"Whatever...Just remember never to give me beer again..ever."  Discord falls back asleep. Twilight sighs and crawls back into her bed.

"Goodnight," She whispers.