The Practorian!!

I wretched one eye open, looking around I could tell it was early, rolling out of bed getting to my feet. Walking into the kitchen to get a glass of water. I don’t get halfway there before I spot some...thing, siting at the kitchen table. It looks like a bunch of animals were thrown together.

“Whoa..What are you?” I ask in a hushed voice.

“Your worst nightmare” It says snapping it’s paw.

I double over feeling a growing pain in my abdomen. I look to my hands, which have begun ballooning in size.

Looking down I see my whole body is acting like a balloon, unfortunately what happens to a balloon that gets too much air, happened to me.

I exploded, throwing colourful confetti everywhere.

I wake up sweating. I check over my body, I breathe a sigh of relief when everything looks normal. I pull the blankets back up to my head opting to go back and forget the weird dream I just had. But a new voice stops me.

“Going to bed so soon?” She asks, purring.

I jump from my bed, throwing my blankets on the ground, sitting in the darkened corner is a nightmarish alicorn of a dark night sky.

“What do you want!?” I yell at her.

“Now, where’s the fun in telling you that” She laughs charging her horn.

I feel something in the pit of my stomach. But this time it’s not pain.

It’s.....excitement?

I double over again. I feel it in my fingers first, they turn into sharp claws, stiff black hair. Then I feel it in my feet they stretch, I can even feel the bones stretching, reshaping into paws. Then it’s my face, my normal face is replaced by a muzzle with sharp canines jutting out the sides. Drool dripping from my new sharper teeth. The rest of the changes are less noticeable from my rib cage getting bigger, to my new tail growing out.

I look around my room resting on the big shining disc hanging in the sky outside my window. I have a feeling in my gut. A feeling I can’t rid of.

I destroy my wall to get outside, the beast doesn’t like being caged. I land on all fours, looking upon the moon letting the feeling rush out of me in one action.

I let a longing blood-freezing howl off directed at the moon.

The beast has been released....

I wake up slowly, I’m in a bright white room. I try moving, but all my limbs are tied down. I struggle to even move.

“Ah, you’re finally awake. Good , I am Agent Chrissy. There's no use in trying to escape subject 001A”

I look over at the women standing at the side of my bed. It’s no mistake she's a human, she’s wearing a black suit, black sunglasses, and black tie. Her tone tells me she means business.

“Where am I? What am I doing here?” I say, struggling to keep my voice under control.

“I’ll be doing the questioning! First what are you?”

I stare at her like she’s stupid.

“What do you mean I’m a human like you”

I can tell she’s staring at my from the feeling in the pit of my stomach and she let's out a chilling laugh “Don’t lie to me Subject 001A. What are you?” She repeats, somehow thinking I’ll suddenly know the answer.

“My name is Taylor Burrell, I live at 24 Maple St, Blenheim ,ON, Canada. I’m a human, also known as a Homo Sapiens”

“How much does your race know about earth? Is their going to be an imminent attack on the planet?”

“I don’t know I went to bed last night a human!!! What do I look like right now?”

“The scientist are referring to you as ‘pegasus'.”

I stare at her, my eye twitching “A pegasus, as in a pony pegasus, with wings”

“Yes, now answer my questions! Is. There. Going. To be an. Attack. On. Earth?”

“No” I spat out “Theres no attack on earth”

“Good. Now to open you up and see what you look like on the inside” She manically laughs, as three men in lab coats wheel in a strange device, I’m able you figure out what one does in particular. It’s the same one that get’s picked up and brought over to me. I stare in horror as the saw blade starts turning. I scream in pain as it digs into my flesh.........

I wake up panting hard. Looking around I don’t see any weird mismatched creature, nightmarish mares or, women in suits. I shakily get up from bed, slowly making my way to the kitchen I find a clean glass. I see movement to my right looking over I see a tall bipedal creature wearing a black suit with a red tie, looking at it’s empty eyes I know immediately who it is.

I groan, reaching under the sink, I pull out a bottle of 15 year old Applejack Daniels’ I pour myself a large glass. Walking close to it I see it hasn’t moved.

"FUCK YOU!!!!"

I down the burning liquid and in a solid swing smash the bottle over the creatures head. I then proceed to pull out my lighter, lighting it’s alcohol drenched body on fire.

I walk back to my bed, as the creature rolls around on the flooring silently screaming. I get back into bed with a smile on my face, in a second I am able to fall asleep peacefully as Slendermans body slowly burns.