
If You Can't Beat 'em, Eat 'em!
Disclaimer: This story involves NO vore whatsoever. A reader just pmed me and asked me about the title. The title I just thought sounded catchy. NO ONE GETS EATEN IN THIS!
After a run-in with an acclaimed and obnoxious eating champion, Rainbow Dash and Applejack find themselves going up against the braggart... but if they lose, more than their pride will be at stake.... And soon, they find themselves asking the simple question....
"Are there things even Magic itself can't just simply erase?"
Note: Ok, today I've done a LOT of thinking, debating whether or not to keep this story or shelve it... going back and forth at times......
But I've finally reached my decision and I hope you can all understand my reasons.....
If You Can't Beat 'em, Eat 'em...........
............
Will continue as the official sequel.
I am not gonna abandon a story I've started and have hope for.
I really think it could be something good. Gross at times, yeah...
But in time, I think all will be explained and the grossness will be given its reason.





26 Chapters:
- Clearing the Clouds 2012-02-01 01:59:55 UTC772
- A Run-In with Rudeness and Rudimentary Reorganizing 2012-04-01 23:12:46 UTC4241
- Love in Expressions 2012-05-04 00:27:05 UTC2931
- Exercising a Right 2012-02-07 20:23:57 UTC2457
- Preparation Anxiety 2012-02-04 00:48:46 UTC1780
- Scarf 'Til You Barf 2012-02-05 17:44:26 UTC6857
- Calming Crazy 2012-02-05 03:20:34 UTC2886
- Sky High Confessions 2012-02-07 03:08:07 UTC3487
- Nightmare Fuel 2012-02-18 01:24:31 UTC3333
- An Interlude of Dirt and Chickens 2012-02-29 05:13:25 UTC4330
- Weathershock 2012-03-04 07:25:10 UTC5042
- Truce with Talons 2012-03-01 23:52:07 UTC6971
- Why'd You Stay? 2012-03-04 02:50:27 UTC2916
- Pizza Time! 2012-04-28 16:06:13 UTC6780
- Different Kinds of Heat 2012-03-26 20:51:22 UTC2945
- Cider Inside 'er 2012-08-02 23:38:30 UTC7541
- Secrets in the Wings 2012-04-14 16:49:00 UTC9042
- Saving Sunlight 2012-04-28 05:21:04 UTC4962
- Nutshots and Nu-Metal 2012-08-10 14:32:15 UTC3182
- Date into Destiny 2012-08-10 15:02:43 UTC15539
- You Want Me to Eat WHAT?!? 2013-02-15 02:35:00 UTC5016
- Help 2013-03-06 03:54:56 UTC8612
- Engineering Answers 2013-03-12 01:13:47 UTC6952
- Cuffing the Shadows 2013-08-24 00:37:32 UTC5041
- The E.W.R.E.C. 2015-03-31 15:45:29 UTC45585
- What Happens Now? 2015-04-01 05:30:51 UTC