Trumpets

Chapter 7

   After being jumped by the pink ball of energy, we continued our walk to whatever acres. She, you can see in the swag in her step, had high hopes or some shit. Maybe she was just happy. Meh. I was the complete opposite. I had my head down and was... Whatever the pony equivalent is to trudging. 'All her friends are probably fuck-jobs like here. Why'd I have to go?'

   The walk was long. It seemed like it was over a mile. I was keen to walking, being homeless and all, but in a new pony body, it's hard. I'm trying not to trip over my own fe- HOOVES- as I walk, and it doesn't help that I'm acting like a puppy on a leash who's trying to get away from his owner because he knows it's the day for his ball to get snipped off.

   It was a relatively quite walk aside from all the clopping and shit. We soon made it, and I saw quite the sight. Hundreds- maybe thousands- of apple trees were planted as far as my eye could see. 'Must've taken quite the no life to plant all these.'

   Don't listen to my thoughts. It was still pretty sick.

   She walked up to the farm-house door and knocked. I stood behind Twilight, trying to hide. Due to my malnutrition, I was able to hide behind her since she was thicker then I, but I was taller then her, and my bright fucking orange and blue self stuck out in her purple.

   The door answered and for a second I thought there was no one there, until I looked down and I saw an adorable baby pony.

   Baby ponies are called fillies, right?

   So, the FILLY had huge eye and an olive colored body with reddish hair like the one off a ginger toped with a giant adorable bow.

   SO FUCKING CUTE!

   "Hih, Twihlight." She said.

   OH MY GOD A SOUTHER ACCENT TOO!

   "Hey Applebloom," Twilight responded.

   I SWEAR IM GONNA HAVE A CUTENESS OVERLOAD!

   "What brings ya here?"

   "I was just seeing is Applejack was here."

   "Ahm sorry, Twahlight. She ain't here righ' now. Ah thinks she's in town."

  "Oh, alright. Thanks Applebloom."

  "No problem, Twahlight!" she said as she closed the door.

   "Oh my god she was so cute!" I practically squealed. 'A manly squeal.'

   "I know. Too bad you couldn't meet her sister. We walked all the way here for her just to be in town."

   Ugh, more walking...