Trumpets

Chapter 8

   So, it seems that every time I DON'T want anyone of Twilights friends to show up so I can meet them, they just appear.

   Or crash into me...

   So yea. We were walking back the way we came when this flying fuck crashed into me. She, thank Christ, yelled out a two second warning. But, silly me, didn't do anything.

   She crashed into me and for the second time in maybe two hours, I found myself on the ground under yet another pony girl. "Sorry 'bout that." She said, as was about to get up, but stopped when she saw Twilight. "Hey Twilight! What's goin' on?"

   "I'm just taking him," she looked to me, who was now under the ass of whatever this ponies name was since she ever so politely got up and sat on me, but not off. "Around town! We just came back from Applejacks."

   "What's his name?" She asked like I wasn't even here.

   "Rusty Trumpet."

   I tried to mumble out "Get the fuck off me," but her rare end was really close to my face, an I was unable to talk.

   "What was that?" the pony on top of me asked.

   "Gehrt... Off...ah...mee," I manages to spew out.

   "Oh, ok. Sorry," she said, finally getting off of me. I finally got to see what this asshole looked like.

   She was a cyan color with a rainbow mane. Her eyes were a deeper pinkish color. 'If she isn't gay, I'm fucking god,' I thought. With her extremely tomboyish voice and rainbow mane, I'd be surprised if she wasn't gayer then Elton John.

   "Thank you. I wasn't much enjoying my time under you," I said to her.

   "No problem!" she replied, completely ignoring the last part.

   "Well, since you're here, meet Rusty Trumpet, or Trumpets. Trumpets, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash, Trumpets."

   She held up a hoof I'm guessing for a shake, but I wasn't sure on how I grab it. 'Pretend you have fingers,' I said to myself. I met her hoof and, by some sort of miracle, I shook hooves with her without problems. "So you two are going to town?" she asked to no one in particular.

   'Not if I can help it.' "Yup!" Twilight answered.

   "Cool. I have nothing to do," Don't say it! "I think I'll come with you."

   FUCK!

   These ponies, man...

   The newly formed trio of Twilight, Rainbow Dash, who keeps mentioning how she's 'The fastest flier in all of Equestria', showing more and more of her self centered attitude, and me, the bright orange and blue, once human, pony.

   Now, we are off to me yet ANOTER dysfunctional friend!