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Calamity Hound Overture, Cascade Ominence, Benign Overlord

by Doctor D
A juvenile young man get's sent into a colorful world of ponies and magic. And he is now a big, black bird. He is not that amused.

What would you do if your life was a lie? A big, fucking lie that is so insane that it just might be the largest load of crap you have ever heard? Well, I bought the explanation… I'm not biased, shut up!

But when you send me to a place as girly as this… place, and turn me into a fucking bird(albeit a cool one), I will have some words to trade.
My name is Trace Abigail, and this is my story. Just hang with me here. This is gonna get insane.


(Part of the Chess Game of the Gods universe, created by BlackWing and, the universe's bastard father, Rust.)

Approved by following regulators: Tamara Bloodhoof, 7-4 and Troutking
Cover(that sucks) by yours truly ;)

Teen
Incomplete
Alternate Universe
Human
Comedy
Adventure
 

14089 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

5 Chapters:

  1. Morgan Freeman is an asshole 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3138
  2. Waking- OH MY GOD I'M A BIRD! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3175
  3. ==>Enter Name: Stabby MacDipshit 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2989
  4. I speak animal... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1810
  5. You escape? You screwed. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2977