Ponies, Travelers, and this guy

(A/N: Mind! Y U haz such good ideas?!? Finger! Y U so derp?!?)

"Chief! Chief! Calm down! It's just the friction of re-entry!"

"PAIN! PAIN! PAIN! FIRE AND PAIN! AM I IN HELL?!? FIRE PAIN! FLAMING FIRE PHOENIX OF PAIN OH GOD IT BURNS!"

"Screw this i'm out."

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Such a nice day it was! I had quite the feast at a little bakery called sugarcube corner! Their Crepes were to die for! Oh! Where was I?

Oh yes! I was talking to Twonky Donkle about my origins.

"....So you don't know when you were born?" Asked Twilight trying hard not to facepalm at this man's sheer inconceivable stupidity.

After leaving Fluttershy's little home the two had ventured into town. Needless to say, she discovered that "Hoody" as he called himself, was a very interesting character, if not a little scatterbrained and hyper active.

Right about then, the sky began darkening as a comet came from out of nowhere.

The strangest thing about it though, was the fact that it was waving and shouting "HEY HOODY!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS LIKE SKYDIVING WITH REDNECKS!"

"Chief, what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Hmm...let's see. Other than the fact that i'm about a thousand years old? This suit has become a culinary chief who's first priority is turning me into A GODDAM FLAMBE!"

".....Whatever. It appears as if we've broken through the stratosphere. Seems like the cloud layer's a bit thin, you should be getting a visual right about-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- oh look! This planet seems all colorful and cartoony!"

"What the he- I thought we were on Reach!"

"Well you my dear have just been proven wrong."

"Alright enough wise guy, use your jetpack to slow your descent so we don't end up like a bug on a windshield."

"0_0"

"..... you forgot the jetpack.....didn't you?"

"......Well I didn't forget as much as I- yeah no we're screwed."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

"Wow! Cortanar! It looks like the native life is horses!"

"Huh, looks like you're right-"

"OH MY GOD IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!? HEY HOOODY!"

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So here I was, having a nice conversation with Toddler Spring Cleaning when out of nowhere, I hear a loud resounding shout. It of course, belonged to an all too familiar friend who i'd seen one too many times scream LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY while doing the same only in outer space....during covert missions...behind enemy lines.

Still I loved the guy. Met him when I jumped into a sub-universe of the Halo-Mulltiverse, only that particular dimension was inside the main Bungie/343 online servers.

To make is simple: I met him when I jumped into a Halo Reach game, LITERALLY.

While I did recognize the voice, my body is.....shall we say...paranoid about such things. So while my mind got over the initial shock of having my name called out from the bright blue, my body was still in HOLY SHIT WTF IS GOING ON mode.

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"Never thought I'd ever see Hoody again. You know, not since you somehow managed to drive a scorpion tank on the outside of a Covenant ship. Which by the way, what the hell were you thinking when you were driving the tank on the outside hull of the ship.

"Well...if you really want to know..I wasn't. I just thought, hey. Seems like a good idea to drive a Scorpion Tank in space."

"Were you-"

"yeah I was high off my ass."

"You know, i'm kind of surprised you're not still freaking out right now, I mean the ground is only a couple hundred yards away."

"Nah it's okay, Hoody's on the ground remember? He's got this."

"Yeah....remember the last time you decided to pay Hoody a surprise visit?"

"........Shit."

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As the comet began to lose the heat shield surrounding it, I saw that it was frantically waving it's hands in a 'I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO BUT PLEASE DON'T DO IT' sort of manor.

Again, this only vaguely registered within my still shocked and terrified mind. So I did what any Time/Space Traveler faced with a comet did.

As soon as it came close enough to touch, I punched it.

"Nu nu no WAIT!"

CRACK

"....I'm an AI and I could feel that."

"OH GOD AUGH! RIGHT IN THE NUTS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! GODDAMIT!"

"Well look on the bright side, least we're still alive."

"Yeah but we blasted off....again."

"Team Chief is blasting off again! *Ding!*"

"Wow, we're going fast, he packed quite the punch."

"I know right? I wonder where we're gonna be landing-"

Our boy Crushric never got to finish that sentence as he was sent miles by the strong arm of Hoody.

And guess where he crashed ladies and gentlemen?

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Celestia had been cantering through the halls of the royal palace. All diplomatic crises solved and all minor problems dealt with.

As she rounded the corner, she was met face to face with Luna who had been levitating a book, reading as she went about her daily business.

Celestia dawned a wry grin as Luna finally looked up to her sister, whom had been patiently weighting to be addressed.

"Oh. Sorry sister, didn't see you." Said Luna blushing a bit, the pink clear as day against her velvet blue coat.

Celestia only giggled and shook her head. "It's alright Luna. Say, would you like to accompany me for a little walk?" She asked, at this Luna smiled and shook her head, storing the book within a side bag she had been using to carry it.

As the two walked, they began to talk. Luna talked about all the new books she had been reading, the most recent of which was about inter-dimensional, and multi-universal travel.

"Oh don't be silly Luna! A human can't just up and appear! Besides, all the ones who have come to our world have arrived via, accident or experiment!" Rebutted Celestia as the two neared the royal gardens.

"But what if they can sister? What if they can use their minds as a sort of window to peer and eventually jump into other realms? It's a possibility is it not?" Persisted Luna, the argument between the two had become heated although still playful.

"If that were the case, then where would the energy to power such insight come from?" Asked Celestia, to this, Luna fell silent for a couple moments. Feeling that she had won, Celestia was about to open her mouth when Luna surprised her.

"What if the energy was pure imagination?" To this, the two became silent as unspoken ideas and theories passed between them.

And right before Celestia as about to speak for the second time, she was interrupted, not by Luna, but by an outside source.

Namely a man wearing 10-ton armor sailing through the air at the speed of sound shouting DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! As he crashed into the left wing of the Twin Royal Towers.

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Twilight stood very still. Her mind running so fast that it had been shut down. Slowly, ever so slowly, she turned to Hoody who sat there sucking through his teeth.

".....you punched him." She said very calmly, he muttered a bit before replying.

"Yes....I regret nothing."

And so, their conversation went a bit like this.

"You punched him."

"It was self defense!"

"You punched him. In the nuts."

"I really didn't think that my fist would hit him there."

"You punched him in the nuts as he was speeding towards you."

"Yeah, when you jump around the universe as much as I do, you tend to pick up a few tricks."

"How?" Asked Twilight with exasperation lacing her voice.

"Well....see, my hand balled into a fist, and my triceps and biceps worked together with my bones to pull back my arm and swing forward.

"And you sent him flying?" The 'are you freakin' kidding me?' Note affected her voice.

".....Yes...."

"HOW?!?'"

"I punched him."

"WHY?!?"

"....It was a reaction."

"You do realize you probably broke at least two out of the three laws of Isaac Neighton right?"

"Well, while physics is a rule for most beings, it's only a suggestion to me."

"I need a drink." And with that, Twilight left Hoody to his own devices, which you should never do, especially with this particular Traveler.

Hoody stood there for a couple minutes pondering ideas and notions and the strange urge to go up to a tree and rub against it while naked. After a while, he sauntered off, a large smile plastered on his face.

"I think i'll go check out Sweet Apple Acres." He thought to himself.

(A/N: Oh boy)