Dude, I Am So HiE Right Now (a parody)

Chapter 8: Ever After

Instead of the expected blast of heat, Biff felt intense cold throughout his ass and the backs of his legs. He looked down to see that instead of Twilight Sparkle's bed, he was now sitting on marble tile. He looked up and made eye contact with yet another pony. This one was solid white, was much taller than all of the others, and had a mane like the Aurora Borealis. Strangely, this one had wings and a horn at the same time. She also had a predatory smile.

She licked her lips and practically purred as she spoke. “A human. I haven't seen one of those since I wore out my last one centuries ago.”

Biff spent the rest of his days as a sex slave to ponies. He never remembered his real name, and he never, ever got to go home again. Some would call this a terrible fate, but many others would cheerfully fight each other to the death with tree-trimming equipment just for the chance to trade places with him.