
Dude, I Am So HiE Right Now (a parody)
A human has stumbled into Equestria; let the porn music begin. Gratuitous and insanely silly sex. Read at your own risk.
A lost hiker stumbles into Equestria, meets various ponies, and has ridiculous sex with all of them. Will he ever get to a character who doesn't want an improbable encounter with him home? Are ponies really that promiscuous? Do you understand all of the pop culture references in the story? Read to find out the answers to all of these questions and more!
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7997 words: Estimated 40 minutes to read
8 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Lost 2013-03-26 06:16:56 UTC604
- Chapter 2: First Contact (Yay.) 2013-03-26 06:15:25 UTC895
- Chapter 3: Apples, Apples, Apples! 2013-03-26 06:21:40 UTC1367
- Chapter 4: So Awesome 2013-03-28 04:59:17 UTC1463
- Chapter 5: Whatever It Is Naughty Ponies Wallow In 2013-03-31 04:10:12 UTC1044
- Chapter 6: One in the Pink 2013-04-05 04:02:23 UTC1336
- Chapter 7: Elements of Whore-Moaning 2013-04-22 08:09:21 UTC1105
- Chapter 8: Ever After 2013-05-13 02:04:53 UTC183