Pinkie has officially jacked this story

(A/N: No I actually don't have anything better to do, screw you all I'ma write till your eyes fall out from....shit!)

Wow wow wubzie!

Oh sweet jesus no.

He can't help you now hoss. It's just you and me.

You and me hoss.

Erectin Erectin, Erectin, Erectin, Erectin

STFU or I will smack th-

Nope! just chuck-

I used to make Chuck Testa jokes but then I took an arrow to the-

FUS RO DAH!

Twilight had been cleaning the library while keeping an eye on the new stallion when he suddenly flew off the couch, a sound like a musket firing blew the quiet away as he flew across the library propelled by an unseen force. "Ow my everything, goddamit now she's in my head." He said holding his head in both hooves and blinking rapidly.

"Are you alright?" She asked cautiously making her way over to the now groaning stallion. He stood up uneasily, still rapidly blinking and slightly wobbling.

"Yeah, yeah i'm good. Just...which one of you...five..said that?" He asked, his speech blurred. "Oh....shit...concussion. Damn you, you pink monstrosity." He said before collapsing.

Twilight was about to put him back on the couch when pinkie's hooves opened a book that was currently being levitated by Twilight's magic. And I quote; "DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME!" She said before disappearing back into the book.

"I am never letting Spike talk me into taking Diamond Dust ever again." She muttered before putting him back on the couch.

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Okie! harro! No screw you and your preferences I will switch to first person if I want. Anyway! My name's Confetti! Just, Confetti! And maybe this is a HiE fic but-

Hey I have a question what happened to the original story?

Goddamit.

No seriously where did it go?

Up your ass and around the corner.

Already checked, that's where the arrow to the knee joke came from.

Well that brings a new meaning to the phrase 'pulled it outta my ass'.

And um...by the way...sorry about the whole mess.

Nah it's k, i'm used to random shit happening to me.

Really now?

Yeah.

Okay...what was the most random thing that happened to you?

So, me and a couple dudes were sky diving, and literally one of the assholes decides to drop a gator in a box along with us.

How?

They said it would help 'get the adrenaline pumping.

:3.......OH wait! That's right! We have to get your party

PARTY!?!? I LOVE TO PARTY!

That's the spirit! How's about waking up now?

Wut?

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This time around Confetti woke pleasantly to be faced by Twilight Sprakle (trololol nah just kidding) Sparkle. "Awake?" She asked, he just nodded, got up and stretched snapping his spine back into place as well as his hooves and fetlocks and knees. Twilight nodded in approval and returned to her work but not before passing a message.

"Oh! Before you go, Pinkie wanted to see you at Sugarcube Corner...you don't know where that is do you?" She asked pausing for a bit, Confetti just gave her a deadpan stare.

"No shit sherlock." He suddenly broke out into a smile. "Nah i'm just kidding." He said patting the confused mare on the back.

"O-Okay then." She stuttered before walking out. Confetti followed.

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'Confetti' as he called himself followed along behind the mare. "Wonder if this thing has wings?" He asked himself, mentally he flexed his muscles and felt something moving at his side. Looking behind he found himself face to face with grey wings.

"Sweet! OH! I feel a song coming on!

Twilight looked back to find some sort of instrument playing while the grey stallion tapped his hooves. "You can't be serious." She said to no one in particular. He opened his mouth, she face hoofed. "He's serious."

Pinkie had been napping for no apparent reason THEN THIS SHIT ROLLED IN.

"DA BUCK?!?'" Shouted Pinkie as the trollerly voice of Confetti invaded her ear canals. She looked outside to find crazy Twilight and Confetti were troll singing. "Hey! You forgot me!" She shouted before jumping through the 4.14634 wall and meeting the two.

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After two hours of non-stop troll singing, bursting through the 4th wall, trolling Lance (Yes Living the dream and SCREW YOU I DO WHAT I WANT) smoking some weed with Greg, killing Nico's Cousin, and reviving the 3rd Street Saints again and killing a terminator with a giant purple dick-sword, the trio crashed into Pinkie's room.

Twilight was shaking while Pinkie and Confetti where laughing. "FEAR THE ALL MIGHTY SWORD!" He roared in laughter as he swung the elongated male genitalia.

"How did we do that?" Asked Twilight shaking from laughter. The two looked at her and shouted in unison.

"MAGIC *SNORT SNORT*."

Then! Pinkie's Pinkie sense tried reminding her of something she already remembered (I don't....fuck it)

"*Gasp!* Confetti! We forgot to throw your party!" She shouted panicking. He gave her an 'are you crazy?' Look, she turned to him. "I INVITED EVERYPONY!" She shouted, he did a pinkie gasp.

"I CAN REMEDY THAT PROBLEM!" He shouted running downstairs, Twilight just groaned and crawled into Pinkie's bed. "Wake me up when you guys are done!" She shouted to the frantic ponies.

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2 hours until party time, the two where done. Really it was only two minutes but after they were done the two played beer pong which led to half the destruction of Purgatory.

"Hey Pinkie? Where did you get the drinks from? Speaking of drinks can my party have some? I can whip up a mean mix!" He switched topics immediately as the two lay on her couch. She smiled quiet eerily and took out gummy and rearranged his eyes until they were not facing polar directions, instead they seemed almost...normal.

Suddenly the wall behind the counter flipped over to showcase every..single..drink..known...to..Equestria. Confetti's eyes turned from regular rust colored pupils into massive saucers of black as he took in the sight.

"Can I?" He asked turning back to Pinkie who just nodded.

"Yippity cayay!" He shouted running in. Pinkie just giggled as she closed the turned Gummy's back to derp mode.