Paul slept peacefully on the bed with his face pushed into his pillow, his right arm over his back, and his left arm underneath his waist as the alarm clock began to ring. His eyes shot open as he looked evilly at the blasted clock as it rang. He deftly grabbed it, walked over to the window and threw it as hard as he could outside, its collision marked by the sound of a cat screeching and some guy yelling "MY LEG!".

Paul paused a minute and looked out the window. He looked left and right but didn't see anything. "Huh.....Well that was cliché." He muttered before he closed the window.

It was then that he noticed that he had slept in his clothes: A pair of plaid shorts, a pair of dark blue Chuck Taylor High Tops, and a grey T-Shirt with a picture of an M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens on it with the caption: "PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER." He also looked up to notice that he was not in his bedroom, it was much too pink for that.

"Oh, what the fresh hell is this?" He groggily asked himself as he examined his surroundings. "Is this Pinkie Pie's room? And why fuck was I sleeping in her bed? What the fuck am I doing in Sugarcube Corner?" He muttered to himself before he suddenly felt nauseous.

His world felt like it was spinning out of control. "Oh shit…" He whispered as he dashed for the door and into the bathroom across the hall. Just as he reached the toilet and threw open the lid, he immediately vomited.

He continued to puke out his stomach’s vile contents for a few minutes before he pulled his head up and looked in the mirror. "What the fuck are you lookin' at you old bastard?" He asked the mirror image of himself.

He promptly rinsed out his mouth before speaking. "Okay that's step one." He began. "Step two: Get some coffee, Step Three: Figure out what the fuck happened, and Step Four: There is no Step Four." He said to himself sarcastically as he pressed the lever on the toilet before walking downstairs.

He came downstairs and out of the kitchen into the main area of the building to see quite the sight. The place looked like a hand grenade full of drunken debauchery had gone off. He looked to see a few tables over turned, food everywhere, punch glasses spilled, although most interesting where the ponies and the positions they were in.

Pinkie Pie was snoring with her face planted in a huge pile of cake with words "Pac Man Fever" written on her back. Joe was sleeping on the floor with Scootaloo passed out on top of him in a 69 position and the words "Ball Vac" written on his face with two large black arrows pointing to his mouth, Scootaloo had the words "Chicken $2.99/lb" written on her face as well.

Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak were entwined with each other on the counter top covered in gravy flour.

The football team was spread out in various positions all over the restaurant: Revy was sleeping soundly with a large of amount of furniture piled on top of him. Thunder Shot was sleeping on a couch that had been balanced between two book cases. Tanner was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and he happened to be wrapped to it in a large amount of saran wrap, and in the case of Dandelion, he was stuffed into a large pet carrier.

"What the hell happened last night....Oh yeah that's right....It was ‘Pinkie's’ party." He said, putting emphasis on ‘Pinkie’ and remembering how had pranked everybody after they passed out.

Paul looked at everybody and gave a small chuckle before he looked over to see Apple Bloom sleeping soundly on a large red beanbag chair, untouched by any of Paul's pranks. He looked at her and admired her beauty as she slept. "She’s just too damn cute." He thought aloud as he leaned over and gave her a small kiss on the lips before standing up as she continued to sleep.

He walked over to the coffee machine and poured himself a cup before taking a sip. "That was quite a party." He said as he recalled the events of the previous night......

* * *

The party had been somewhat large considering that Pinkie invited a good portion of the students from Oxton High including: Twist, Ditzy's daughter Dinky, Snips and Snails, Bee Bop, and Berry Pinch.

Everypony danced to the music that Vinyl played with her overly large amplifiers. Paul lightly bobbed his head to the beat as he walked through the crowds of ponies. “Yeah… yeah this is the shit…” He muttered sneakily as he looked to the small canteen of 100% pure cider. This particular cider was AJ’s special cider that she kept in the cellar… out in the woods… with ‘KEEP OUT’ signs posted on barbwire fences. "Only thing's she's missing are land mines." he thought to himself before chuckling. "Hmmmm....I wonder.....huh, the things that some guys do for a buck."

He paced up to the beverage table where several ponies conversed. As Paul pointed in a random direction he yelled out “LOOK, AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!”. To his statement, everypony looked and Paul hastily poured small portions of cider into each jug, all the while thinking ‘They always fall for that one.’

Just as he finished some ponies looked back to where Paul had recently been, only to see that he was no longer there.

“HEY PAUL!” Thorn yelled. Paul looked over just in time to see the water balloon that smacked him in the face. The balloon burst and quickly covered his body. Paul looked to his own body and then to Thorn.

“What are we? Five?!” Paul asked in an irritated voice but then suddenly a hoof tapped his shoulder. He turned only to find his lips connected to those of Apple Bloom’s. She pulled back from the kiss and gave him a wink.

“He ain’t all there…” She told him and he smiled as he gave her a hug.

A low rumbling could be heard as a Shelby Cobra pulled up in front of Sugar Cube Corner. “JOE’S HERE!” Thunder Shot yelled out. Paul pushed his way through the crowd and to the door.

Just as he reached the door, it swung open and the theme song to ‘The Good, The Bad and The Ugly’ echoed through the party. Joe stood in the doorway with a dark brown duster, black Stetson cowboy boots on, and Scootaloo standing next to him but with more casual clothes on. The music quickly faded as he gave everypony a wave.

‘That guy always knows how to make an entrance…’ Paul thought to himself as he extended his still wet right hand to shake Joe’s. “HEY JOE!” Paul said in a bubbly voice. Joe went to shake his hand, but just as their hands connected, 25,000 volts traveled through Joe’s body and made his eyes go wide as his body shook.

Paul pulled away his hand and waved his zapper for Joe to see. “Like it? Flam made it for me, it’s basically a stun gun in a hand zapper…” Paul began and Joe smirked.

“Yeah that’s really… SOMETHING!” He laughed as he grabbed Paul’s hand and jabbed it into his neck. Due to his soaked body, the electrical current felt like it had doubled and sent Paul careening backwards and crashing onto the dance floor, knocking several ponies aside.

Smoke rose from his now dry shirt as he whispered to himself, “Holy shit…”. Joe walked over with a smirk and Paul looked up to his lumbering friend. “Okay… okay, you got me… hey help me up would you?” Paul asked as he extended his left hand.

Joe reached down and went to help him up, only to realize that Paul had a second zapper on his other hand. He twitched as the second zapper sent an incredible shock through him. Joe reached down and grabbed Paul by the neck, grounding him out and giving him a taste of his own medicine.

Seconds later, both men were sent in opposite direction with a bolt of lightning connecting both of their bodies. Simultaneously they held their own heads and muttered, “The fuck was that…” and looked to where they had recently been, only to see Dinky bouncing on a small thunder cloud, dancing to the music and sending non-lethal yet painful bolts of electricity shooting about wildly. "Not even a pegasus and it still ends up being case of 'Like Mother, like Daughter." Paul chuckled.

Paul and Joe stood up and walked over to each other. Paul removed the fried hand zapper’s and extended his hand. “Funny seeing you here…” He chuckled and they grabbed each other and pulled themselves in for a man hug.

“Good to see yah Joe, didn’t think you’d make it for a…FUCK!” Paul hissed.

Joe pulled back from the hug as he chuckled, “Wouldn’t make it for a fuck? That’s a new one…” He trailed off as he turned to see a few ‘additional’ guests at the doorway. "I don't recall you being on the guest list Tiara." Joe muttered coldly. "Why don't you and your thugs fuck off? And when you get to where you fucked off to, fuck off from there."

"Hey, you don't talk to Ms. Tiara like that!" One of her bodyguards shouted.

"I believe he can talk to her however he wants." Scootaloo said while taking a stand next to Joe.

"Shut your mouth Featherbrain, or I'll knock your block off again!" Tiara shouted at her.

"An then ah'll have tah knock yah on yahr prissy ass again!" Apple Bloom shot back as she took a stand next to Scootaloo.

"You'll have to add me in as well." Sweetie Belle pitched in as she stood next to Apple Bloom.
"That's it! You skanks are gonna get it now!" One of the thugs boomed as he moved toward the group.

"HEY!!!" Paul yelled as he stood beside Sweetie Belle. “Actually let me stand… here” He said as he scrunched in beside Apple Bloom.

Tiara gave him a cold glare but then he made his next move. Everybody looked at him as he walked right up to Tiara and looked her dead in the face. "Let me get this straight, you think you can walk in here like you own the fucking joint, and screw up MY party!? The party that Pinkie Pie worked her ass off to set up!?

"Actually my flank did come off earlier today, but I got it back on with some tape." Pinkie spoke up. Everybody paused and gave her a weird look.

"Disturbing images aside, you really think you can do this Tiara? Huh? Is that it!? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING DO!?" He roared as he got right in her face.

"Get away from Ms. Tiara you runt!" One of the thugs snarled as he moved closer.

"Let me ask you a serious question pal....." He said as he looked up from Tiara to look at him. "What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?" Paul asked in a smug tone of voice.

"What!?" The thug angrily replied.

"When I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for three weeks." Paul said with a grin.

"WHY YOU LITTLE!" The thug growled as he moved in to strike Paul.

"No." Tiara spoke up. "Don't hit him. I like him when he gets this way." Tiara ordered in a sultry voice as she sauntered up to Paul and stood on her hind legs to be on par with him. "I like it when colts get angry." She said before she immediately gave him a lustful kiss on the lips causing him to stand still in shock as the rest of the crowd gasped.

"GET YAHR DIRTY LIPS OFF MUH MAN!" Apple Bloom screamed as she lept forward and swung around, before bucking Tiara off of Paul and into a wall.

"GET THEM!" Tiara yelled to her thugs. One of the thugs slammed Apple Bloom with a furious punch, sending her crashing into Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

Paul immediately grabbed the thug and looked him dead eyes before saying, "You just fucked Celestia’s lap dog, you son of a bitch!"

"You're damn right." Joe boomed as he came up on the thug.

"Ditto." Pipsqueak replied as he and Joe reared back and slammed a punch into the stallion at the same time Paul did. The triple punch sent the stallion flying into a table, his momentum and weight shattering it into several pieces and the splinters painfully stabbing into his back.

The rest of Diamond Tiara's thugs converged on the three before the rest of the football team jumped in to assist. Immediately the groups converged on each other.

Two thugs jumped towards Paul who looked frantically for an improvised weapon. “HEY LOOK! AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!” He yelled. Both stallions looked back then to each other, but as they looked back to Paul, their minds went black as he smacked both of them over the head with a frying pan, echoing the room with a distinct ‘DONG’ sound.

He smiled briefly but his moment of triumph was interrupted when he was slammed in the back of the head by a rolling pin, wielded by one of Tiara’s larger thugs. “Ow… okay that one fucking hurt…” He began but just before he could stand, the thug stepped on his back and began relentlessly beating the back of Paul’s head.

Suddenly two hands grabbed the thug and a voice whispered into his ear. “Do you think you can fly? I think you can fly!” Joe hissed before he hurled the thug through the front window, his body crashing into the windshield of Joe’s muscle car.

“MY FUCKING CAR!” Joe yelled, only to be cut off as a bat struck the back of his head, knocking him to the floor as stars blurred his vision. “Oh mama rock me…” He muttered in a dazed voice.

The thug raised the bat to finish the job but as he did a feminine voice called out. “Hey thug!” The thug looked over just as two hind hooves bucked him in the groin, sending him tumbling back and gasping for air. “Grow those back!” Sweetie Belle laughed.

She reached down to help Joe up, but as she bent over, one of Tiara’s posse spun her around and clocked her in the face, busting her lip. He went to cock back for a second hit but as he did, a hand shot out and broke his arm in several places. “Stallions don’t hit mares…” Joe hissed as he began to charge their bodies towards the wall.

But rather than stop, he simply plummeted their bodies’ right through the wall, shattering it to pieces and slamming the thug’s body into the ground before looking to his car. It was going to need a serious makeover before the night was done.

Two thugs cornered Paul and he pointed while he yelled out, “LOOK! AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!” But this time it didn’t work. “Shit…” He muttered as he grabbed a glass bottle and waved it at the duo.

“That’s right bitches, I… fight… DIRTY!” Paul yelled as he rose the bottle above his head and smashed it off the corner of a counter. The bottle however, simply smashed apart into millions of glass shards, leaving only the neck of the bottle in Paul’s grasp.

He looked to the bottle and swore to himself. “Shit… well that didn’t work as planned.” Just as he finished his statement, the duo charged him and Paul slashed the jagged bottle neck into one of the thugs’ face.

The thug screeched in pain as he fell to his knees and Paul drove a furious kick into his face, sending him crashing into the glass display counter. The second thug looked to Paul who grabbed another bottle. “I got bottles to spare bitch!” He laughed and the second thug raced out of the building.

Paul chased after him and as he reached the doorway, he witnessed Joe plowing two thugs through the windshield of his Toyota Hilux. “HEY! THAT’S MY FUCKING TRUCK YOU ASSHOLE!” Paul yelled.

Joe looked to him and shrugged. “What? My car’s done.” Joe replied. Paul glanced to Joe’s car to see it smeared with blood and fur, along with every window knocked out.

Paul sighed as his head drooped. “I was talking to the thugs…” He muttered just before he was nearly knocked off his feet by a mob sized crowd. “HEY WATCH WHERE YOU’RE FUCKING GOING…...OH FUCK A DOODLE DOO!” He trailed off as he realized it was just about every thug Tiara had brought.

Paul and Joe stood up and watched as the football team charged the rest of the thugs. The two teens looked to each other than shrugged before joining the charge just before the two groups collided and......

(Music Ends)

"AND STAY OUT SCUM!" Paul yelled as he, Joe, and the football team finished throwing out the last of the beaten and bruised thugs before slamming the door.

"Hey....Where the hell did Tiara go?" Paul inquired only to see Pinkie Pie finish shoving Tiara into a small box and slamming the lid shut. "Okay.....did Pinkie just shove Diamond Tiara into a box the size of a printer?" he said to nobody in particular.

"Yeah you're not imagining that dude, we all saw that as well....." Joe said in surprise with the other guests nodding in agreement..

Pinkie stood there grinning like the Cheshire Cat as Paul walked over and opened the lid of the box only to find that it was completely empty. He looked at Pinkie who still had a silly grin on her face as the result of a combination of intoxication and just being Pinkie Pie. He turned around to face Joe and the rest of the guests before saying, "And like that......" before bringing his hand close to his face and blowing into it, moving his fingers apart, "She's gone....."

Joe chuckled at Paul's joke while everybody stood not knowing what he was referencing. "Well that was an interesting turn of events." he said.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! I thought this was a party!" Paul said as he ran over to where Vinyl and the sound system were set up and turned up the music. "LET'S DANCE!!!" He yelled as he pulled a cord that Pinkie had set up releasing confetti on the crowd as they cheered.

And with that, the night truly began. Moments later Paul pulled Joe over to where the drinks were located. "Hey Joe! C'mon let's do some shots!" He said as he poured some vodka into a couple of shot glasses.

"I don't know man...." He said as he picked up the glass.

"Wow! The guys are right! You're a bigger chicken than your fillyfriend!" He said laughing.

"HEY!" Scootaloo interjected.

"Yeah, need to adjust the stick there Joey!?" Dandelion shouted as he downed a shot.

Paul and the rest of the football team started making clucking sounds much to Scootaloo's consternation until Joe finally rolled his eyes and downed the shot in one gulp.

"YEAHHHHH!!!" They all shouted as Paul downed a shot himself before passing them around to the girls and handing another one to Joe.

"All together now!" Paul said as the girls shrugged and drank at the same time as everybody else.

Apple Bloom coughed after downing her shot for a few moments before Paul slapped her on the back and said, "This ain't your family's hard cider Angel Face. This has bit more kick to it."

The night continued on from there as everybody continued to drink and dance to the music. The football team managed to get pretty friendly with a few of the fillies. Dandelion managed to pair up with Dinky Doo, Revy with Twist, Thunder Shot with Bee Bop, and Tanner with Berry Pinch while Joe danced with Scootaloo, and Paul with Apple Bloom. They all continued to dance and make out while Snips and Snails were getting up to their usual antics while managing to bust a move quite well.

(Music Ends)

* * *

Paul sighed deeply as he took another sip of his coffee and looked everybody over again. "They all look so peaceful, so serene.......I should fix that." he said cheerily as he walked over to where the sound system was. Picking up a small key he inserted it into a slot and turned it enabling the power switch. He promptly flipped it to the 'ON' position before doing the same with a number of other switches and turning a dial labelled "Master" all the way to max before doing so with two other dials labelled "Primary Driver" and "Overdrive" causing all the measurement readers to flick to the far right off the scale. He plugged in an electric guitar that had been laying around into the AUX slot. As he picked it up Joe started to stir from the sound of the overloaded amplifier. . He looked up just in time to see Paul give a wicked smile before yelling, "HELLO CLEVELAND!" and brought a guitar pick down on the strings.

The resulting sound blast blew Paul forward and caused everyone to nearly leap out of their skin as they awoke. Joe immediately lept up causing Scootaloo to go flying into the pile of cake that Pinkie Pie had just pulled her face out of. Sweetie Belle and Pipsqueak ended up falling off of the counter. Apple Bloom shot straight up from the beanbag and embedded her hooves in the ceiling and chattered her teeth. Revy shot straight up sending the large pile of furniture flying. Thunder Shot fell off of the couch he was on, Tanner shot straight up and rolled off of the mattress taking the saran wrap with him, and Dandelion ended up accidentally knocking over the pet carrier he was in. Paul landed in a chair in front a set of shelves causing the shelves to tip forward and dump their contents on him. Everybody looked as well as they could in the direction of where Paul had been blown into as he groaned and rose out of the pile in the chair before dusting himself off. "Woah." he said as he looked at the blown out amplifier. A moment later a piece of the amplifier dropped down to the floor. "Rock and roll." he said before noticing that everyone was looking at him. "Good Morningggggg." He said in a sing song voice.

"Paul? What the hell was that abo.." Joe said before noticing that Scootaloo was loudly saying something muffled and attempting to free herself from the large pile of cake.

"Nice going Joe! We were almost the first Americans to put a Pegasus into orbit." He said with a smile.

"Shut up and help me pull her out of there!" He yelled as he grabbed one of Scootaloo's hind legs.

"Comin'!" Paul said as he struggled to get out of the chair and tripping over the spilt items. He quickly made his way over to Joe and grabbed Scootaloo's other hind leg.

"One, Two, Three, Go!" They said in unison before they tugged hard on Scootaloo's hind legs free here from the pile, but sending speeding into Pinkie Pie, making contact with the pot on her head and causing a large ringing sound.

"Two in the pot, ready to go! We be fast and they be slow!" Paul joked as Joe shot him an irritated look before going to check on Scootaloo.

"Scoot's, you okay?" he said as kneeled down and picked her up. He paused and looked at her vandalized face to read what it said. "Scoot, why does face have the words "Chicken $2.99\lb" written on it?"

"Wha? Why does your face say ‘Ball Vac’ on it?" she asked him

"Why am I wrapped up in plastic wrap like a mummy?" Tanner asked as he freed himself from the plastic chrysalis.

"Was I sleeping on that couch there?" Thunder Shot asked.

"Was there a giant pile of furniture on top of me a moment ago?" Revy asked.

Pipsqueak and Sweetie Belle noticed their position and quickly stood up heavily blushing. "Why are we are covered in flour?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"Yeah, I look like a phantom or something." Pipsqueak added.

"Ughhhhh....stop the ringing......what happened?" Pinkie groggily asked as she removed the pot from her head. "Pac Man Fever? What's that supposed to mean?" She said as she looked at the vandalism on her body.

Everybody turned and looked at Paul who was barely containing a fit of laughter at everything that had happened.

"Paul........What did you do?" Joe asked.

"Oh.....I may have decide to commit a little deviltry last night.....I got a tell you, you guys are really funny when you're loaded." he said laughing.

"You did what!? Oh......Paul....." Joe said as he facepalmed. "And I'm guessing your responsible for all the shenanigans out here as well?"

"Maybe......." Paul replied with a smirk. "Hey where's Apple Bloom?" he said looking around.

"Uu-u-up he-he-here." She stuttered.

Paul looked up at the ceiling to see Apple Bloom with her hooves dug into the ceiling so tight it looked like cracks were starting to form around her, her teeth chattering at full bore.

At this Paul lost it. "BWAAAAA HA HA HA!" he laughed as he fell on his back. "OH HO HO HO! YOU’RE KILLING ME! MURDER! OH HO! MUR-DUR! Is it Apple Bloom or Claude Cat!?" He said before getting to his feet.

"Very funny Paul, now help mah down from here!" she shouted in an irritated tone of voice.

"All right, all right, don't get your panties in a knot. Just relax your hooves and I'll catch you." he said as he took a position underneath her and held out his arms.

At this Apple Bloom did as he said and relaxed her hooves. She immediately dropped into Paul's arms. He looked at her and said, "Looks like today's forecast is cloudy with a chance of falling apples." with a smirk before giving her a kiss and setting her down.

Apple Bloom gave him a half-hearted shove while he just chuckled about the situation. "So, you guys remember much from the party?" Paul said to the rest of the ponies and Joe.

"I remember Snips and Snails breakdancing and swinging from the light fixtures." Scootaloo stated.

"I remember Pipsqueak saying that his eyes were puzzle pieces." Sweetie Belle added.

"I think you got up on the stage and sang Sussudio." Joe said.

"Uhhhhh......I did what now?" Paul asked in a surprised tone before pinching the bridge of his nose. "Oh.....yeah....now I remember......"

* * *

"Hey, hey, hey, I've....I've got a good idea." Joe said in a slurred voice as he downed a bottle of beer. "Have Paul sing a song."

"Yeah, that...sounds cool. Pipsqueak said as he wobbled around.

"No, no, no, I'm only singing two things: Jack and Shit, and Jack left town." Paul said.

"Awww....come on Paul. I'm sure Apple Bloom would like you to sing something for her." Joe said as he pushed an intoxicated Apple Bloom up to him. "You guys want Paul to sing something?" Joe shouted to the rest of the guests. "YEAH!!!" the rest of the guests shouted in reply. "

"Please Paul?" Apple Bloom said in a sultry voice as she got on her hind legs and wrapped her fore hooves around his neck as she looked into his eyes.

He had wanted to say no but he found himself unable to do anything that could possibly upset the filly standing before him. "All right fine, I'll sing." he said. She responded by giving him a kiss on the lips causing the rest of the guests to cheer.

Paul made his way up to where the sound system had been set up and picked up a microphone. Speaking into it, he said "Okay everybody this is a song called 'Sussudio', from where I come from. Hope you enjoy it." he said as he plugged his phone into the system and started the music. Before he started, He took a quick nip of a voice altering potion to sound like Phil Collins and thought 'Here goes nothing.....' before he began to sing.....

There's this girl that's been on my mind

All the time, Sussudio oh oh

Now she don't even know my name

But I think she likes me just the same

Sussudio oh oh

Oh if she called me I'd be there

I'd come running anywhere

She's all I need, all my life

I feel so good if I just say the word

Sussudio, just say the word

Oh Sussudio

Now I know that I'm too young

My love has just begun

Sussudio oh oh

Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign

I'll show her anytime

Sussudio oh oh

Ah, I've just got to have her, have her now

I've got to get closer but I don't know how

She makes me nervous and makes me scared

But I feel so good if I just say the word

Sussudio just say the word

Oh Sussudio, oh

Ah, she's all I need all of my life

I feel so good if I just say the word

Sussudio I just say the word

Oh Sussudio I just say the word

Oh Sussudio I'll say the word

Sussudio oh oh oh

Just say the word

As the music finished everybody stood in awe for a moment before erupting in a huge wave of applause. Apple Bloom jumped up and kissed him deeply causing the cheering to increase. Joe ran up and said, "Dude, that was awesome! You sounded exactly like Phil Collins!"

"Thanks Joe. And thank you Apple Bloom." He said in Phil Collins voice.

"Wait....why do you still sound like him?" Joe asked.

"Oh I took a nip of this voice altering potion Twilight gave me. I frequently use them when on jobs to keep my identity muddled." He said in his continued accent. Joe frowned.

“We’re the only humans in Equestria… and you call me dense…” Joe chuckled.

Paul raised his hand with his index finger as if to give a lesson. “Joe my friend, when you become as famous as me, you’ll need to disguise your voice…” Paul muttered, not even thinking before he spoke.

Joe smirked, “Why? So your fans don’t realize that you sound like a prissier version of Justin *hiccup*… Bieber?” Joe teased drunkenly. Paul cocked back for a friendly punch but ended up losing balance and crashing to the floor.

Joe staggered back while he laughed but ended up toppling over and crashing down on the beverage table. Scootaloo became a little frisky as she staggered over to her very special somebody and collapsed on top of him.

“Do you know what I’m thinking?” Scootaloo asked with arousal in her voice. Joe shook his head. “I’m thinking… we should fuck…” Scootaloo laughed in a squeaky and drunk voice.

“But Scoots… ponies are here…” Joe interjected.

“Fuck em… let em watch you fuck… me…” Scootaloo mumbled as she gave Joe a sloppy kiss, but partly way through the kiss she simply began snoring and passed out. Joe quickly followed.

Paul had been watching with great interest but then chuckled as he realized that they were both passed out. Without looking to Apple Bloom he began, “Damn… now that’s got me in the… what the fu…” He began as a damp wetness touched his face.

He looked to see that Apple Bloom had also passed out and was drooling on his face. He groaned to himself as he stood up and walked her over to a beanbag chair and set her down.

As he looked around he saw that everybody else minus the football team, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Joe, Apple Bloom, and Pinkie Pie had gone home by now. He looked at the remaining ponies and Joe as the slept. As he did he got a devilish grin that splayed from ear to ear. “Indeed… oh, yes indeed…” He said with a devilishly evil grin.

* * *

"Well............that was gratuitous." Paul said as he sighed at his recollection. Although it was cool remembering how I got all of you." Paul said before everybody started snickering. "What? What's so funny?" He said.

"Your lower back!" Thunder Shot laughed.

Paul looked in a mirror to see that some had written "Maximum Occupancy: 1" on the small of his back. "Okay! Who's the wise ass who did this?" He looked over to see Pinkie Pie giggling. "Alright, I'll give you that one Pinks." he said as he went over to clean off the graffiti on his body.

"HEY!" Dandelion yelled from inside the pet carrier causing everyone to look at him before he began speaking in calm tone. "I know you guys have been through a lot since last night, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this day STUCK IN THIS FUCKING PET CARRIER!!! Dandelion yelled angrily.

"Oh shit! Sorry dude!" Joe yelled as he ran over and opened the pet carrier allowing Dandelion to free himself from his confined prison.

"What time is it?" Paul said as he looked at his watch which read, "9:00 A.M." "C'mon Joe. We need to get some new windshields and take the girls back so we can get to work." Paul said as he started escorting Apple Bloom out the door.

"What about the mess?" Joe said as he and everybody else minus Pinkie Pie filed out the front door.

"What mess?" Paul said

Joe looked back to see that everything had been cleaned up and put away. "Damn Pinkie works fast!" Joe exclaimed.

"She's an institution alright. C'mon, let's get going." Paul said.

Everybody said goodbye to each other before going their separate ways. The football team went to their homes while Sweetie Belle went home with Pipsqueak. Joe, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Paul got in their respective vehicles and drove to Flim and Flam's to get their windshields changed out before dropping off Scootaloo and driving off to work at Sweet Apple Acres.......

Author's Note

I have returned!

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