Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

Daring Do stared intently at the tiny red jewel fragment she held in her hoof. She knew it was part of another, larger gem, but where was it? What mysteries would be revealed to her, and what adventures would she have this time? She tucked the jewel fragment into her saddlebag and inhaled, steadying herself for the journey ahead. and the only thought in her head was, 'why is rarity such an amazing pony

All of a sudden a pack of rape niggers jumped out, and out of nowhere flies in Linus Torvalds, wielding in one hand a dragon dildo Linus was no match for the rape niggers. They raped him and his shitty lunix to hell

*BAM* As the train exploded! Sending Daring Do spiraling through the sky still strapped to a malicious dick device currently pounding her at 70mph!

The rape niggers caught up to Daring in midair. The leader of the pack whipped out his gigantic shlong. Then Daring Do tried to insert a bowling ball into her anus unsuccessfully. She tried again, but her butt was too hurt. In all these kerfuffles the ruby eye fell out of her bag, it flew right into the ass of one really big fat monkey. the monkey enjoyed the ruby eye in his ass, so much so that he released a torrent of semen that flooded the plains. So much butthurt was there from previous encounters with that monkey that she had already spent all of her savings on laxatives.

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And then nobody gave a shit about it. They all went down to the bar in town and had public restroom sex with rape niggers. daring noticed a hole in the bathroom wall. from the hole in the wall a 13 inch black nigger dick came out of the hole But before she could indulge herself Master Chief shoved her out of the way and began fingering the man's urethra while gordon morgan freeman masturbated in the corner Daring had heard legends of the Ruby Eye, the legendary gem which would grant her untold powers. Little did she know the great lengths she would have to go to in order to possess such a powerful object. She would have to suck six million nigger dicks, and swallow each time.

Daring now looking dumb founded stared into the eyes of the monkey. She knew the only way in which to get the ruby eye back was to pleasure the monkey till it's bowls released which would ultimately also give way the ruby in the monkeys rectum. With no luck Daring Do reached in her bag and grabbed a small tiny piece of watermelon she had and shoved it in the nearest dick she could find! But then they turned into religious fags and learned not to ever sexxed again