Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

by slash mlp
An /mlp/ story “lol it’s a parody”

In the wake of the utter failure that was “Daring Do and the Endless Wastes”, a sequel was promptly commissioned by 4chan’s /mlp/ board. We had nowhere else to go but up.

It is not an official My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic product. It is best described as a parody, but to say it is a parody is to say it is something, which is far too charitable. The best way to describe this “book” is as excrement passed through the roiling bowels of the Internet, somehow finding its way into your house like a backed up toilet. In no way should this be considered anything other than the babbling of deranged madmen, having no meaning or method to its insanity.

Absolutely no quality control was present. There are no redeeming features here, save a few shining gems in an ocean of piss.

Complete
Dark
Romance
Comedy
Adventure
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10389 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

14 Chapters:

  1. Chapter I “The Ruby Eye” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    493
  2. Chapter II “Meanwhile...” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    339
  3. Chapter III “Nearly Non-Existent Crotch Tits” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    923
  4. Chapter IV “King NigNog’s Revenge” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    940
  5. Chapter V “WIIIIIIILSON” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1220
  6. Chapter VI “Volleyball Gets All The Bitches” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1025
  7. Chapter VII “Of Tennisballs, Ponies, and Asians” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1387
  8. Chapter VII “The Autistic Rape Snakes Return” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1041
  9. Chapter VIII “The Hall of Unpleasant Pleasure” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1075
  10. Chapter IX “Demonic Doom” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    702
  11. Chapter X “The Train” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    362
  12. Chapter XI “The End?” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    506
  13. Chapter XII “All’s Well” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    260
  14. Epilogue “It’s Important To Know...” 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    116