Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

Meanwhile, in a dark, mysterious place far away...

An unknown pony watches the footage her robot cameras had filmed of Daring Do, putting the Ruby Eye inside of her saddlebag.

"Looks like the famous adventurer fell for my little trap. Soon, Daring Do will be history! Muhahahahaaa!"

Said general NigNog, king of rape niggers. the black man screamed in pain.

"AHHH WHAT DA FOCK U DOIN BIOTCH!"

The gravy train then passed by at the speed of light.

And then Daring learned the truth of the Ruby Eye; it wasn't an eye, but a drop. A drop of blood. It was then that she felt the sticky release of menstrual blood from her clitoris.

The monkey ran home to his family. They were starving, because unlike a big pizza from Mama Gina's he couldn't feed a family of four people.

nignog proceeded to take a giant shit on the ground. the shit sat there and coalesced into a shit monster with the strength of 1 million shits

Then he proceed to eat his dick up to the sack then to the legs ultimately despairing from existence in a classy as fuck way.

Daring do's clitoris turned into a giant nigger dick, and it started trying to fuck anything it could.

"I've lost and misplaced this damn ruby like, four times already, how the hell do I still have it?"

The monkey was really butthurt because of the ruby eye in his buttocks. When his wife fucked him this night, she discovered the ruby eye and continued fucking him.

Then General NigNog said," go my shit-minion, and swallow up daring doo, so I may rape her!"

With no luck he shoved an entire sink up his anus and put it on full blast to remove the some gem.

with a dragon dildo that was made out of an actual full sized dragon. ...'s dildo

And a wine bottle.

with 50 Mc nuggets

Don't you guys have any creativity? Also, don't put this post in the book.