Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

by slash mlp

Chapter XI “The End?”

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It pulled her into a raping machine fucking her 70mph, the nigs started to fuck everything! Nd one just pulled on the emergency brakes.

The coffin is being lowered into the ground, when all of a sudden... BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM. Gunshots broke loose.

Linus Torvalds jumped outta nowhere but got assaulted by niggers as Daring Do was launched from the train due to a explosion.

NigNog burst out of his coffin! It was a kwanzaa miracle! He came back to life and caught Daring Do in midflight. Before she could do anything every memory of this shitty adventure went past her mind and she finally understood what the hell was happening! TIME FUCKING PARADOX LOOP SHIT!

Daring had been experiencing holucinations due to changes in Darings hormonal cycle

Daring was finally a colt

All of those pills payed off

Daring whips out her ruby shouting in a loud and profound voice

“I Daring Doo her by swear upon albino niggers life that I will destroy this ruby which has plague us all, So I must travel to-”

Daring do fell from the storage compartment in what appeared to be another train car. Her marehood felt worn as cow hide.

The train decelerated with tremendous force, the train come off the tracks and exploded, Michael Bay beating his meat stick through the whole experience.

Several carts decimate a nearby funeral.

And then she said "You really have no idea what unholy chaos you've just unleashed. My father beat me for six fucking years, stopped when I shanked his fucking throat. So don't you tell me what the fuck to do, you piece of shit! You're probably some pansy ass faggot who sleeps in his mom's basement and sneaks into his sister's room just to get a whiff of her panties. This is the problem with Jews like you, you just take and take and take and you live off the lives of other people. I defended this god damned country and you say that shit to me? You don't even know how many people I've killed that I could have spared, what's stopping me from finding you right now with my tracking history and ripping your ass open. Get ready, kid, because I will find you, I will kill you, and I will end your pathetic excuse for a life. And don't think I won't, because you know I will. Get prepared, bitch."

Daring do tries to collect herself, her vision still obscured from the nigger pyramid battle.

Blam Blam Blam and a nigga be dead. Agunfight breaks out between the albino nigger duo and Rap(p)in' Brown Alan.

At that moment reality implodes. The sky above them appears to fold upon itself, revealing a torrent of rape snakes. The mass of the rape snakes is so immense it begins to pull daring do and all her fellow niggas into the sky.

And with that Daring Do was forever trapped repeating the same shit over and over again till the start of the fourth book.

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