Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

after she had awoke from her crazy if not sexy ass dream, Daring notice a damp feeling from her crotch.

"I guess I might of gotten a little too excited while dreaming"

She grabbed a cloth beside her and cleaned her self off, she knew what to do now she had to go back to the alternate future past of yesterday's present.

"Hey, don't listen to that nigga. We still got places to go." He pounded her hoof.

"Look, we're going to get some boiled peanuts. We thought you'd want to come wich us." His look shifted to one of gravity.

"We probably gonna need a share of yo' profits too, we did get you out of thar."

"Dis my shit." One of the albina niggers grasped her by her hind legs.

"Ain't had a fresh puss in a minute."

Through the cabin's door, Rap(p)in' Brown Alan and his master walked in carrying a bag of rape snakes, weed and coke.

The albino nigger dove voraciously into her vagina, ripping her open with a force of 500,000 terakelvin. The boat or camel or whatever they were on exploded in flame.

"HAW HAW U THOUGHT U CULD STUP MASTUR, DIDNT U!" In with that, they both unleashed the rape snakes and jumped out the window with the red ruby.

Out of nowhere flies in a Dragon, wielding in one hand a Linus Torvalds dildo

"Hey, yo dirty house nigga!" Rap(p)in' Brown Alan pulled the albino niggers from daring do.

"Daring, care to check my package. Received some bricks on the credit." What look to be rather commonplace bricks of skank weed and coke exploded in rape snakes.

In unequaled succession the nignogs, and their irrational fear of rapesnakes, burst into treats.

As she opened the package metallic claws grabbed her....

The train exploded in one hell of a shit storm...

"Where the fuck these rape snakes comin' from?"Rap(p)in' Brown Alan pulled out his glock, firing upon the snakes.

In that storm Daring do was pulled into a parallel dimension, the ruby firmly placed within her rectum.

I don't even.

Daring can't even.

OP can't even.

All is lost