Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

Volleyball gets all the bitches. Then out of nowhere Hoes started to fall from the sky!

Daring fought back, but the great white cock ate her in one giant bite. She awoke inside the urethra of the beast.

Uhggg where am I?, oh wibbles not again!

Daring look around to see if she could find a way out, as she followed the tunnel down the urethra she heard a noise.

“Hello!?” Daring shouted into the dark tunnel.

Suddenly a pack of Wild-mutant ninja robot sperm tackled her and began to rape her

Next to her sat Squidward, the friendly homeless. In his hand he hold the ruby eye, in his others a dragon dildp.

Her only means of escape would be throught the prolapsed anus kingdom, but she needed to go through bikinni bottom first

Then daring ate the ball. Clearly she needed Volleyball's help.

“Пони с виолончелью лучше пони” But squidward was actually NigNog's shit monster! “PRAISE ADOLF HITLER, BURN THE JEWS, BURN THE JEWS”

Earlier...

Rainbow Dash idly masturbated with a hoof while waiting in a game lobby for a match of Halo 4 Dominion. She was eating Doritos with her other hoof, neon orange crumbs and dust contrasting vividly with her coat.

"Where the hell is Daring with my Dew, I sent her out for that shit like, four hours ago"

daring had secretly drank the dew. and the dew didn't tell the guy to dew the shooting

Daring, having no money to pay the cashier at the local shitdive, had to resort to fucking him in the broomcloset as payment for the dew.

"Can't we just settle for a quick one off the wrist?" Daring pleaded.

"No," said Abiim. "You must satisfy payment".

Not again, thought Daring, as she followed the musty-smelling indian into the closet. suddenly the curry fiend grabbed the rainbow mare from the tail, clearly his intent was sodomy.

“Sodomy is not a bad thing. Don't think that.” ..Said Abiim, as he noticed Daring's sphincter tightening.

"Be not afraid, small attractive pony from another dimension. My penis is well lubed, as you can see," he explained while producing his flaccid penis from his trouser-turban.

And with that he took an ice cream scoop and scooped the matted fecal matter from her rectum, shaping it into daring do figurines he would sell online to desperate bronies.

"Thank you curry-san, I was most desperate to relieve my constipation," her marehood began to tremble as he skinned her with his eyes. As any healthy individual, he was ready to pound some poon.

An ectasy took him over. The cheeto dust on his fingers gingerly danced across her thighs, resting on a rather large boil.

"Are you into pegging?" His eyes begged as a toddler locked in car with the windows up on a mid-summer's day.

As any perceptive mare she caught hint.

"No, curry breath." She threw him around on his belly, stomping the air from his lungs.

"You should wash your hands," her eyes narrowed. "I could get a yeast infection from that cheeto dust."

"I am sorry, daring" his eyes pleased; however, the pleasure daring experience pushed her beyond sanity.

"I am tired of being raped!" Daring began to stomp her beige hooves into the curry's hindquarters.

lol Daring would never say that.

"Fuck, fuck." Curry weeped and screamed as daring unleashed a torrent of ass bashing.

"You don't like pegging, do you?" Curry held his gaping asshole open with both hands as he staggered to the beer fridge.

With that daring slapped her boil against his mug, bodily fluids spraying across the room.

"I need to get back to Halo. My friends need me."

Back in the beast’s ureathra...

Squidward wasn't friendly at all, his name was a ruse! Volleyball gasped, a small pocket of air escaping from his well-stitched and groomed seams.

"B-but you touch children!", he blarted.

"Yes," replied Mando, "who else better for such a position in the brony fandom?"

The Volleyball did not like this, so he rolled off to warn his good friend, the THE GIANT WHITE DICK!

"I am the sage of the tract", he said. In my hands are the beginning and the end. Choose wisely, neophyte.

Daring Do didn't lose any time to do the right thing: she urinated on deedee, dexter's sister, and Shoved all three of them in her cunt, who was now dead. She ran her hands along squidward's backside. Pulling him closer, she pressed her wet lips against his in an embrace that would even make mando jealous.

That voice in her cunt from earlier was revealed to be Tennisball, Volleyball's beta friend from highschool. What a fucking loser. Tennisball had gotten buff though. All those years of pent-up anger had been transformed into strong woven fibers of muscle. But who was his favorite pony, you ask?

fluttershy. because he's fucking beta

dubs.

Clearly Volleyball enjoyed the show but decided to end it all because he can! He charged but all the force in his body then---Belched after drinking two full cases of Mountain Dew. All that carbonation was making him feel funny. Suddenly, he began expanding!

And expanding!

And expanding!

Until becoming so large he was now towering everything in sight! He began to roll Into a new planet!----towards a cheap seven eleven run by a family of Indian immigrants

then suddenly shrinking. His gravity was already enough to have small moons orbit him.

Gaben orbited him already. And thus the space-gaben race began. Daring quickly began fashioning a rocket.

children completed here on the first two volumes of her documentary. They proceeded to eject her from the cavernous phallic cucumber.

How the fuck should I follow the story when it makes no fucking sense

exclaimed the anon who clearly had no desire to continue the nonsexual adventures of Daring Do.

It makes sense, it just has to be in order.

sage for meta.

Daring Do discovers the TARDIS while getting there and went in. She decided to use it and somehow got sent back in time with memory loss. (Please restart at page 1)