Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

Daring Do stould at a cliff and explained her motivations again for those who just turned the tv on.

"I want to be the very best! Like no one ever was!"

"Sucking dicks is my real test! To fuck'em is my cause!"

DARING DO!

Daring then stumbled inside and was met with the overpowering stench of fresh muffins and marijuana.

And there, in the middle of the room, was the pink cunt herself, staring off into space and listening to a boombox quietly playing some generic dubstep shit or something I don't fucking know.

Winnie Poo didn't give a fuck though.While spouting "I'M A BRONY! I'M A BRONY!" jiggling his swamp ass cheeks at Daring at the same time.

Did you hear of that guy who shot up a school or something? He was like, beyond mad.

The monkey in a fit of rage jumped at Daring Do raping her repeatedly! But then the ruby that was stuck in his ass for the last 47 years poped out! Everyone gasped even the unt.

He ate all the fucking honey leaving shit for the weak. With the floodgates opened a massive stream of 47 year old shit came pouring out at an alarming rate. The shit wasn't thaat impressive though. Don't get me wrong, bro, it was breddy good, but it wasn't a Dwein "The Cock" Johnson or somethn. The entire town got flooded, no where in sight was visible land!

Shit was crazy I tell you what. So crazy that an army of psychologists came to take everyone away to the asylum. especially batman.

Net week should be the Christmas special: Daring Do and the Search for Santa Claus. naruto showed up just to say "BELIEVE IT!"

“TWINKIE HOUSE” Said a stallion with a rainbow mane, before knocking Naruto out.

A hooknose slithered beside him and shouted, "OY VEY, UNRULY GOYIM HUEHUEHUE"

Sitting in front of a computer, a young pony stared at the screen, confused.

"I am a filly and what is this", she exclaimed.

NigNog's plan to avenge his younger brother, Barack, was being foiled. "Nein, nein, nein, nein, NEIN!" Shouted Lord fuhrer NigNog. "It's time to bring in the big guns." Quickly Daring Do ordered a pair of every dragon dildo imagineable, and put them onto the arc of love and toblerone

"Day 23, still stranded on make shift land raft sailing the shit oceans as they push me to a unknown location. Havent eaten in days had to resort to shoving my hat up my ass just to gain a bit of pleasure" Daring Do wrote on a plank of shitty wood.

Lord Führer Gottking NigNog's steam boat from the early twenties hit the Arc of Lube and Toblerone at mach speed.

Daring do stared across the raft at her pet volleyball, wondering if he felt the same way.

With out warning the raft blew up into several pieces as NigNog came for the strike!

The volleyball thought to itself "fuck this bitch. Why am I a volleyball. I wish I could rape."

“The golden angel dissapeared, but in the end he will reappear like a fucking deus ex machina and save the day, that's how much I can tell you. I mean, we didn't just introduce him for no reason.” thought the volleyball.

Suddenly a mare with a pumpkin on her head stood in front of Daring Do.

"I am Captain Pumpkin. I have come to help you. But before we can go... "

"... I left my heart in Tokyo."

“I must introduce myself! I AM PUMPKIN, CAPTAIN OF GAY!”

Clearly the volleyball is the smartest of the group and most dashing with his built body causing all the fillies to implode on them selves.

The sussman was listening. He waved his wizard wand and small lump began growing from the ball's center.

but famed whetboy durzo blint showed up and stabbed nignog in the neck with a poisoned needle. Poison doesn't affect aids, so NigNog survived, but he had to flee.

whetboy stood behind the mare looking at the spoils of war, "holy shit" said the nog as he stared at the mare's dripping cunt

The volleyball, overtaken by its sudden possession of a penis and swole figure, It grew so fast it could rape a town full of white strong womin who don't need no man

“mmm mmm.” added Shaycrondrarayray, musefully.

But after impregnating those strong women, they shat out an army of even stronger babies. Babies infused with the power of the volley. They wanted to play hard.

ALL OF A SUDDEN A WILD OCTAVIA APPEARED

YOU THROW AN ULTRA VOLLEYBALL AT THE WILD OCTAVIA!

THE VOLLEYBALL PROVED TO BE SUPER A DEFECTIVE!

It dodged, this pony cannot be caught!

Deflects ball with bow, hit seth, kills seth.

This leads to nothing though, that's why it stops here. Back to nignog, who was attempting to lick the cunt.

But it killed seth, so it was SUPER EFFECTIVE. "Who will rise to take Seth's place as premier autism disposal unit now?" thought the swag as tits Volleyball, diamond gold chain jangling as he rolled.

“It is I Mandopedo!

All your fillies will belong to MEEEE!”

Meanwhile, while all of this nonsensical shit was happening, Tracy was twitching uncontrollably under a tree and looked vaguely similar to Felix Jensen's horsecunt-fueled boner. Absolutely disgusting. Anyway, Tracy was twitching because she just did a FUCKTON of meth. "Aw shit, I'm gonna have ta bust someone's head, I need some goddamn *UNGH FUCK* brains to chew on!"

She immediately stood up (as fast as a torrent of spaghetti would emerge from every sperglords' orifice). She grabbed some earphones and her MP3 player to alleviate the methrage she was feeling. So she listened to some Neutral Milk Hotel. Of course, Jeff Mangum's nasally "I-I LOVE YOU JESUUUS CUH-RAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST" caused her to fucking lose it.

"It" was the name of her favorite ingrown hair. Upon hearing the magical nasals it exploded into a shower of sparks.

BUT MUH SHAYCRONDRARAYRAY

Somepony and purple winker proceede to rape the dead body with their cut off dicks.

But alas, even as the chaos ensued, offering no respite in the endless influx of shit, yet another floodgate was opened. From the rift spewed even more waste.

But lo! On the horizon! Can it be?

"Thar she blows!" cried Ishmael.

And they all cast their gaze outwards. And it was so. A massive, swollen cock, white as new fallen snow breached the surface of the shit ocean.

The cock opened it's urethra to speak, and all fell into despair as lamentations and howls issued forth from the gaping hole. The cries of children as though from a distance echoed, and there was much suffering. Bricks were shat.

"Can no comment hold bearing on the topic at hand?!" screamed Daring, her face twisted in a painful grimace, "Can no continuity be found in the endless flow of shit?!"

Buttfuck! The great white cock surged forth towards Daring!

"Egads!" she cried.

But the cock was determined. It bent forward and lifting Daring high above the sea of shit, began to anally devastate her.

And then she was dead. End of the sub-story.

but muh shaycondrarayray....

Or is it?

“No, fuck you. It's over. Back to the real story.” thought the volleyball