Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

Tracy farts blood. This is someone's fetish. But suddenly she broke through the tennis ball's anus and now fully sized and stuck in Daphne's ass hole.

"Holy shit! A fucking pony! Ahahah!!! It's like out of that cartoon show," Fred yelled. "It's-" he looked up to see Daphne's weirded-out face look back at him, as she lay on all fours spread-eagled on the rough matted floor of the Mystery Van.

"What the FUCK, Fred."

"L-listen, Daph, I-"

"You WATCH A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS?!"

Fred stared at her, eyes flitting back and forth from her face, her ass, and the pony, which was covered in feces and dirt and looking bewildered.

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

Everyone looked up!

It's Fiddy Pimp, the nigger magician!

Figgy flapped his nigger ears and blew everyone away! Only Daring Doo was left!

Fiddy smacked his nigger lips and pelted Daring with Skittles, gluing her to the ground, ass up!

Fiddy yanked out his five foot long flaccid nigger prick and pulled a pan flute from his hoodie pocket.

He played that little tune Willy Wonka plays to summon the Umpa-Lumpas.

Suddenly Fiddy was erect. The niglets started singing. They all had tiny little boners.

Fiddy floated down to Daring.

With that daring began to suck up the rape snakes with her futa. The snakes seething around in her balls, coursing through her body.

“Niggercakes you say? That's my favorite baked treat!”

In one surmised climax she ejaculates the corpses of the rape snakes. The force contorting her body, twisting her leg.

"Ouch," thought Daring. "I just twisted my ankle."

then ticket showed up and said, "oh you poor baby, i will ban whoever did this to you"

"Hey Daring!", a voice called out from above.

"OH SHIT IT'S A BIRD"

"N-NO IT'S A PLANE!!"

"OMFG ITS SPIDERMAN"

And as those three voices called out, daring do was ambushed by a group of puerto ricans. The Puerto Ricans began an amusing song and dance piece.

MEANWHILE AT THE HOSPITAL!

DARING DO LAYS AWAKE KNOWING HER ENTIRE BODY IS CRUSHED DUE TO MEXICAN SUPERIORITY!

Then tracy lept out of the brush and stabbed Ticket with a Dragon Dildo

"C'mon Ticket we got to get on with that comic it ain't gonna write itself!”

"Who are these faggots?" Fred had no time for meta bullshit.

"Since the van is crawling with rape snakes, we're going to have to hoof it." They all began to slide through semen and shit into the sunset.

Ticket said, “It is I Daring Doo though I have hidden this dark dark secret of mine for years I finally believe that I can now state infact the my fetish is Tracy farting blood!"

Tracy looked at daring dumb and mindless.

"Wat?"

Tracy replied she then began to-

"Great, from a Tennisball inside Daring Do's cunt to some ginger slut's asshole." Tracy thought and she ripped another bloody fart.

Trying to repress what had just happened, Daring Do mindlessly walked into a pyramid full of niggers. There were no survivors.

except daring do, of course.

And Volleyball. And Ping Pong, but he was busy with rice, or something.

"Thanks gang. Now that I know the ruby is here I no longer needed you." She drenched them in her flamable piss.

"Draga Nam Sloboda." Shaggy was ready to surpass this plane of existence. “I love rubing cat paws”

I fucking love these threads

“He's a planet bro, best fucking planet in the fucking Milky Way Galaxy!”

Daring Do, however, has a bite mark on her ass and swastikas carved on her crotchtits. Must be part of some bizarre mating ritual. maybe it was oatmeal or raisins idk go fuck yourself.

“Butthurt asian detected.” … Said Daring. "My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh~"

Daring was flanked by a bunch of obese autists covered in a bunch of My Little Pony stickers. Then ticket banned all the cool people leaving only the faggots daring do, tracy, and fred.

"CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS GINGERS ASS! IM FUCKING STUCK!

Said Tracy as sure tries to move in Daphne's ass hole that was now extremely wide. Radovan Karadžić hung out with them like a bro.

Fred licked his lips.

"Pungent..." he muttered as he stared at Daphne's ass, while still managing to drive. The ever-widening sphincter filled the cabin with a sickly smell, as Tracy's muffled cries for help fell on deaf ears.

"I'LL FUCKING KILL THESE TEENAGE PERVERTS!" Tracy yelled internally.

Luckily, /mlp/ was not in the vicinity. With the rising nitrogen in the air, it causes fred to spin outta control launching Daphne, Tracy and Tennis ball out the window and in the air flying.

"AWWW IT SO COTE ME LIEK PONEH!"

Said one of the obese autistics, Daring now backing into a corner looked for a way out.

"Welp, that's a bummer." Tracy shrugged and hardcore farted in Daring Do's face until she passed out, then woke back up. Tracy grabbing a knife from her trusty ass sliced and diced the teenage fuckbags, Tracy lifted her knife and cut them to pieces and by the end of it she was breathing heveliy.

"Now to finish my main mission I must kill Daring Doo."

"Hopefully they have the Hub in hell." Daring threw a match at the bewildered gang.

Thousands upon thousands of niggers could be heard in the pyramid before her along with their haphazard rap lyrics.

At the entrance of the pyramid were two albino niggers.

"Why people hate based on the color of our skin. 'Pac's in my heart like every one of them. My life is just as valid." The nigger on the left had been tired of his life of being oppressed.

"Nigga, you dumb!" The second nigger responded. "Now check my flow. Bug it like Rwanda...." They turned to each other, the first beat boxing.

This was daring's chance to sneak past

"...just a small sample of the abstract, where da rhyme get crazy hot...." The 2nd nigger was enveloped in his tribal trance.

Daring was almost there. She was halfway through the entrance, the entrance leading to...

The main nigga hall of niggariya! The Hall of unpleasant Pleasure.