Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

She could not fathom what was before her. Thousands upon thousands of niggers rapping, spanking one another with concrete anal beads. It seemed to be a tournament of sorts, some niggers were being blown to bits, there faces wrenched in shame.

In a comedic effect they landed on Daphne's face launching Tracy outta her ass hole like a rocket with shit following her. Tracy then landed on top of tennis ball who got sent into a sewer drain. After regaining balence Tracy grabbed her knife and killed the two teens.

But there it was the ruby!

"Oh no!" gasped Fred in his last few blood gurgling breaths. "This is one crime we- SPLUTTER-COUGH GAG didn't need to... solve.... I'll never unmask a villain.. ever.. nngh.."

And then Daphne lifeless corpse fell on him, covering him in shit.

A single ray of light shone on that glorious ruby, perched upon a golden dick, atleast 10 stories high.

A chunk of head came spinning in her direction, he had been alive just a second ago. He was still cognizant, it seemed he had something to say.

"NEVA EAT MC NUGGETS BEFORE SHITTIN!"

Then he died.

She had stomped his face in, Mcnuggets are shitty anyways, daring was a KFC gal.

She had to devise a plan though. How was she going to retrieve that ruby?

Gratuitous sex with the ruby's owner, and a quick knife shank to the balls would do it while he's in the bathroom afterwards, thought Daring.

"USE YO WINGS PONI WROU CAN WRUCKING FWHY!"

said the asian ping pong

Her wings were covered in dry rape snake infused semen, she could not imagine flying at this time. So she set forth, looking for the nigger with the biggest dick, the dopest beat.

Perhaps then she could end this sexy hell.

But then she spotted something in the corner of her eye...

And there he was the worlds biggest nigger!

Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh himself.

Sweat drenched her coat upon sight of this, as well, fluids seethed from her marehood and futa

She knew he was the keeper of the ruby. He wore a helmet on the tip of his dick, studded with the heads of those he had slain.

Flanked by his right-hand man, Rap(p)in' Brown Alan, with his shank forged from KFC variety chicken bucket bones. As she faced him, he took notice and began to waddle towards her at 2mph.

"To complete your mission, Daring Do, you have to be TRUE and HONEST to your heart. You have to be brave, and keep a My Little Pony toy with you at all times. This is what all boys need to do."

"But I'm a mare." she replied.

Was she going to have to dock penises? She looked about her, trying to make sense of this circumstance. She needed to fell this studly beast.

Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh himself had a swagger about him. Each stomp shook the pyramid. His voice pervaded the air, his bombastic lyrics too momentous too ignore.

I came.

"WTF GURL U BLEW UP THE LEADERS PYRAMID!" Rappin' Brown shoved the shank into her face, infecting one of her eyes with HIV.

Maybe just maybe......

Rap(p)in' Brown Alan aka Mint Rape Delight aka Old Yeller aka We Cibul Rights knew shit was going down. Nothing could get past the pastor.

Unfortunately for Rappin' Brown, Daring had no less than three hundred unique strains of HIV, the mare shook as the HIV combined and evolved

After recovering she lunges at the nigger at full force determined to knock his dick down!

Maybe just maybe this new strain of virus could finally kill of the nigger population, daring thought. She strained her futa, rearing an ejaculate so mighty and powerful as to be a tidal wave and then her futa exploded

Daring do awakens, the last thing she remembered .

"My futa!" It had exploded mid lunge.

"I shiggadiggydoodawg," said the bigger nigger, pelting Daring Do and all of her futa to the ground with a spare whip-belt.

Her agony was transient, for she saw all the niggers had succumb to AIDS 3.0.

"Where muh ruby at?"

Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh himself could not succumb to things as trivial as HIV. His immune system was diamonds.

With nothing left to show, it seemed that our hero was at her end but.......

When she awoke, Rappin' Brown Alan and Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh Himself lay dead, covered in a mysterious glowing white goo. Daring looked between her legs, the futacock she had grown so close to on her journey gone, exploded- all that remained were fleshy dangly bits of skin where there was once meat. The futacock, in desperation to save Daring, sacrificed itself.

Turning around, Daring faced nigger-golemn raping a dead fish.

THEN TRACY AND PING PONG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE PEARL HARBOR STYLE, AND STARTED TO BOMB ALL THE NIGGLETS!

Her futa gone, she felt she could not defend herself. Then rape snakes exploded from the ceiling of the pyramid.

"Thank you for a womb as warm and lovely as yours." Daring blushed at the rape snakes comment.

"Allahu Akbar" The rape snakes were part time jihadists.

"We gotta get out of he- BEAIURFHAFRHG" Pong was bombarded by nigger watermelons, no one could have survived such a devastating disaster.

"NOOOOO"

Tracy yelled as the only sane person that wasnt dead yet in this story has finally died.

But Ping was no ordinary ball. He was a table warrior, trained in the arts of sustaining heavy blows and shrugging off disaster. But.. perhaps even this was too much for the wise old master.

They formed a cacoon around Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh, filling every orfice. He squealed in perplexed grandeur.

General oberst fuhrer enperor Pharaoh king sergeant master sergeant shooter person to the max NigNog then realized that his nigger army was losing, so he took the Hitler route and an hero'ed. Is this the end of NigNog?

"Is NigNog murder?"

"Yes, NigNog is murder"

He was not dead for long. The tears of a thousand children gave him back the will to live!

Then all of the sudden Daring Do MK-Ultra'd all over the place and ended up bashing Tracy in the face with the ruby.

"/x/, pls go" said Anon.