"Honesty is the best policy" Or so they say, one young colt likes to disagree with that, yet wonders why he has such terrible luck. Meanwhile, musicians try to murder them, a train car gets electrocuted, Pinkie Pie breaks a narrator, Apple Jack rage quits, and Luna makes things awkward.

This is a terrible attempt at american-styled humor, but it ended up being… well… something.

Hate it or love it. Take your pick.

Dark tag for upcoming chapters, gore isn't exactly gory, per say, as much as it leaves the potential for it if you imagine it enough. There are injuries and some detail, but I'm not that sadistic.