The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Solarflank

Today, my stupid friends (Rainbow and Applejack) rudely brought me out of my library sanctuary, and competed in nearly every kind of sport out there in something called an Ironpony Competition or something (I don't know, I avoided learning like the plague while hearing about this thing).

I learned that Rainbow Dash is a cheater. There was NO WAY she could've beat Applejack in a hoof wrestle. Pegasi are light and brittle so they can fly, while Earthponies are all muscle. Rainbow obviously was on steroids, so I had to disqualify Rainbow Dash. That made her mad, so she and AJ both competed in the Running of the Leaves Race. I decided to try it, and I even won because I know where all the short cuts are. Oops, did I write that instead of just thinking it?

I even got to torture my slave Spike a few times. Hehe. He can't run in the race because he's not a pony, I love being prejudice.

I think you and the other feds are lying. Leaves fall because they get old, which causes their stems to get weak, and thus, all the leaves fall.

Twilight Sparkle