The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia the goon

I got to mess with Rarity. She offered to make a dress for the Grand Galloping Gala (which you never invited me to before, you jerk) I kept telling her to change it, until it ended up looking like...well...it looked like a piece of junk. The whole thing ruined her reputation as a fashion designer. Nothing brings me more joy than ruining that tramp's life. My friends even said that their suits are fine, but that fashion nutcase just kept redoing, and redoing, and redoing, until she nearly got sick. I got to let Rainbow tree her monster of a cat Opalescence.

Too bad my other friends felt pity for Rarity, because they made me take that first dress. Somehow I actually liked Rainbow Dash's last suit better than the first. Now I'll get to see Rarity get sick again making a dozen of these dresses by next tuesday.

Twilight Sparkle