The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Celestia

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! You give me tickets to the biggest event of the year, but you give me only TWO tickets! Do you have any idea what I've been through today? I was chased by a whole town of ponies, A WHOLE TOWN OF PONIES!

Also, you've never invited me before. I've been your student for years, and yet you never invited me to the Gala until now. A while ago you whined that I didn't have any friends, well what do you know, when you DO invite me you treat me like if it's some kind of joke. Don't you know that I was almost killed by over anxious townsponies.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Here're those death traps of tickets that I never want to see again, and if you try to suck up to me by giving me more tickets I'll personally go down to Canterlot and shove them up your nose.