The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Flankhead

My crazy hic friend Applejack actually tried to harvest 10 square miles of apple trees on her own. Can you believe THAT? What a work aholic. She has a little sister to force to do the work and yet she tried to do it on her own, AND at the same time, practically run the whole town. She almost killed dozens of ponies with worm-muffins 'YUCK". I asked and begged to help her, I actually felt so sorry for her that I actually BEGGED to WORK, ME work on a farm, the personal student of Celestia herself had to beg to WORK. Fortunately I have four other 'friends' who actually are dumb enough to work, do ALL the work while Applejack and I watched and made fun of them.

WHY I decide to stay here in this dump of a town, when I lived in a palace is BEYOND ME?

Twilight Sparkle.