The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Snoozy

You've done it again, you've failed me by tricking me and my friends by inviting us to the lamest party ever. I'm glad my friends crashed it, it was fun seeing those rich snobs run for the hills from those crazy animals. But if you wanted to liven up that silly party why not invite Derpy hooves? She's a klutz after all. Or better yet, why not CANCEL the grand galloping gala if it's so awful every year?

When Rainbow Dash said hi to Soarin the Wonderbolt, for some reason he said 'I got one' (one what we don't know) then he opened his Wonderbolt suit revealing it to be a refrigerator door. He pulled out a container of mustard out of his refrigerator/suit, squeezed the mustard container which made a pencil come out of it, he then handed the mustard container to Rainbow Dash and then he said 'here's your mustard ma'am'. Upon this happening, Spitfire said to him, 'Soarin she just said hi' then Soarin said, 'she asked for mustard Spitfire. Do you have corn in your ears ma'am?' What was THAT all about?

Twilight Sparkle

PS: You owe Applejack for all the income she's lost from the gala.