The Replacement Letters

This week has been the most ridiculous EVER. Pinkie Pie wanted to host two parties in two days, TWO PARTIES IN TWO DAYS! That mare is in desperate need for a straight jacket, these parties were for her pet alligator for the love of pete. Is it even LEGAL to own an alligator?

When we decided to throw HER a party for a change, she straight up claimed that we didn't love her anymore. Pinkie Pie has problems, like how she put her pet gator in the bucket where we bobbed for apples, and even the punch. I wouldn't be surprised if somepony wrote a book about her where she becomes a mass murderer. Yep, she's THAT cray cray.

Pinkie Pie should charge ponies for the parties she hosts since she hosts parties every day. Next time, that crazy nut job isn't getting invited to any parties we ever throw, even the ones that are for HER.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Applejack isn't as honest as the elements of harmony seems to believe, she was better at lying than Rainbow Dash.