The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

My sister Sweetie Belle and I entered the sisterhooves social, but not before she broke into my house, ruined my work and sweater, tried to poison me with burnt food, and was a general pain in the flank. If she wasn't my sister I'd want nothing to do with that brat.

Sweetie Belle burnt juice. How can you POSSIBLY burn juice? My mother said that she has been giving Sweetie lessons. I'm surprised that I'm still alive today; eating such atrocities all my childhood.

I can't believe I got mud all over me for that little brat. Sweetie Belle even tried to replace me with Applejack, APPLEJACK, the hick of our group. Next time I babysit my little sister, I'm gonna tie her up, lock her in a trunk, and lock that trunk in the closet where she'll do no more harm. I can't believe that freak can POSSIBLY be my sister, she can't even levitate a few things like a normal unicorn.

Rarity

PS: Am I generous or what? HAHAHA!