The Replacement Letters

Dear Celestia

Today I got to steal a flower from that weird zebra Zecora. It's fun to steal stuff like that flower called Hearts desire. Apparently the disease Cutie Pox from paleo-pony times was caused by a dumb foal who couldn't wait for his/her cutie mark and ate the Hearts Dire to get it. Looks like I almost caused a major viral outbreak. Oops.

Not just now, but also when I tried to convince Twilight to use her powers to give me a cutie mark, I can honestly say that I've had more cutie marks than most ponies ever. Wait until I tell Diamond Tiara that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a cutie mark to get.

Applebloom

PS: I think Derpy Hooves got into the fountain of youth, since I saw her as a foal watching me loop my hoop.