Sweet And Elite

Dear Celestia

My schmuck of a friend Rarity is coming to Canterlot for a visit and I was hoping that you could let her stay at the palace in one of the guestrooms. Just don't let Blueblood near her or somepony's going to get hurt.

She'll be bringing her cat and enough luggage to go on a two month trip to Saddle Arabia. I hope that won't inconvenience you TOO much. If you don't want to house Rarity go ahead; sleeping in a box in an alleyway never hurt anypony.

Warning: Don't let Rarity get too close to the locals; they might make her forget about me. You're probably thinking I'm just being my usual OCD self, but NO, I'm dead serious. Rarity is TOO into that high society crud.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: If you have Rarity sleep in an alleyway please take some pictures of her for me. Pretty Please.