Family Appreciation Day

Dear Celestia

We have the most embarrassing grandma in all of Equestria, she wakes us up at 3 in the morning by banging pots and pans out in the field where somepony might see her. Doesn't she know it would be simpler to wake us up in the halls? She ruins our kitchen by painting polka dots because 'oh, the zap apple jam likes polka dots' give me a break.

Granny Smith also says rediculious things like that the Apples founded Ponyville, if that was true, then Ponyville would be called something like Zapcity or Apple Town or something. Granny Smith also says that the zap apples are what made Ponyville come into existence, but if that was true, then we Apples would be filthy stinkin' rich, unlike the Riches, since that would mean the economy of Ponyville would be based on our farm, which would make many other ponies have to have farms here.

Granny also says to sing to the watering cans we use to water the trees, EXCUSE ME, since when did anypony ever use watering cans to water trees, let alone sing to them. I'm getting worried about Granny Smith, I think it's high time we send her to a nursing home.

Well, at least I got to watch the town's foals make fools of themselves dressing like bunnies and singing to the watering cans (even though at that time, we already harvested the zap apples).

Applejack and Applebloom