Baby Cakes

Dear Celestia

Today I've learned to never trust myself. I'm an immature childish pony, who should never have agreed to babysit the cake twins. When I changed their diapers I ended up putting the fresh diapers on ME. Then I had the gall to dismiss Twilight when she offered help. I even tried to feed them solid food.

Those two were complete brats, the only thing that made them laugh was me dropping flour on my head. They just wouldn't listen to reason, and don't get me started with their tastes for stand-up comedy.

Did I forget to say that one's a unicorn and one's a pegasus? The unicorn (despite being a baby) knows how to levitate herself, so they were both flying around.

Never EVER have me babysit, I'm useless.

Pinkie Pie

PS: Did I mention I'm childish?