Super Speedy Cider Whatever

Dear Princess Celestia

Oops, I forgot to learn something. Oh well, I already knew that all I had to do was give my best. Course, I could've learned to let poor Rainbow Dash have some cider.

Two stallions challenged my family's traditional cider with a machine. They called themselves Flim and Flam. My family won because they allowed their machine to make whole apple trees into cider.

I hope I don't mistake the Flim Flam bros toxic cider for our good cider. That would be disastrous. Yes, those two crazies almost killed ponies with their wooden cider. I mean literal cider made of wood and sap. Eeeew! Maybe I should send that crud to you to drink, you and Luna deserve it. Well I'M not going to drink it.

I think I'll give those two stooges the bill for the apples they used to make their toxic cider. HAHAHA!

Applejack

PS: I'm sorry, I meant for this to be EVEN MORE insulting.