Read It And Weep

Dear Celestia

I can't believe it! I'm an egghead! I actually like something as stupid as reading. Even though it's only adventure-fantasy, a book series called Daring Do.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm a nerd!

I don't want to be a nerd, I'm an athlete not a geek!

Well...at least I got to commit a crime. That's better than NOTHING. I should have tried breaking and entering a long time ago.

What are you gonna do about it, huh? Send me to the moon? Don't even try!

I also saw a crazy pony from the psych ward of Ponyville General Hospital. Do we HAVE a psych ward here in Ponyville? Why isn't Pinkie Pie in there?

Signed: Rainbow Dash who doesn't give a hoot about being loyal now that I read.