A Friend In Deed

Dear Celestia

Today I got to harass a donkey named Cranky. If there're donkeys, mules, and zebras, does that mean there're zonkeys around? Anyway, the poor guy just wanted to be alone, and I destroyed his stuff (even almost set his house on fire). I'm a bad little pony. Maybe next time I'll teepee his house. Since I've already befriended the grump, I can do whatever I want with him. Right?

Anyway, I guess I should go to a psych ward since I'm so cray cray that I actually shout to the world that somepony is bald. Go ahead, I deserve it. I'm just too darn insane to be out free in the streets. I'll be waiting if you decide to do so.

Pinkamena Diane Pie

PS: I plea insanity. Because I'm the craziest pony in town. My element of harmony proves it.