Putting Your Hoof Down

Dear Celestia

I may be a butt kisser, but so's that cherry salespony who I offered 12 bits to for one whole cherry, he asked for 20 bits, I didn't have that much, so he said I was waisting his time, then another pony offered 2 measly bits for the same cherry and he took it. He claimed I shouldn't have been a doormat, but HE lost 10 bits for pushing me too far. The jokes on HIM. What a bad business pony. Is 10 bits REALLY small compared to two bits? NOOOOOOOOO!

I learned some will power from a minotaur named Iron Will. He taught me how to not be a butt kisser, then I cheated off him by not paying what I owed him.

I got to spill the beans on what Pinkie and Rarity really are when it comes to their lives, a marshmallow and a baby.

Maybe I should use Pinkie's assertiveness tactic on the tax collector.

Now that I'm no longer a butt kisser, we're gonna have roast rabbit tonight.

Fluttershy