Ponyville Confidential

Dear Celestia

Some fillies I have the unfortunate burden of knowing are the ones who made a laughing stock out of you. Remind us NEVER to invite you to a party, you pig. Anyway, those brats learned that you shouldn't be spreading rumors (especially ones that say that somepony is racist) They accused me of being a Canterlot SNOB. I know the majority of folks in Canterlot ARE, but I'm NOT.

Pinkie Pie says she wishes to be placed in a psych ward to hopefully get better, and it sure isn't like she'll be lonely, not with Screwloose being there. I hope Luna didn't get Gabby Gummed with actually still being Nightmare Moon. That would tink.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Okay I admit it, I AM a snob. It's all true.