Hurricane Fluttershy

Dear Celestia

Why did that lazy fake athlete Spitfire just sit there and do nothing? Obviously she's nothing more than a big phony-baloney. Or shoot, maybe Twilight Sparkle could've used her self-levitation powers to fly in a circle (along with other unicorns who know it). Why should I make the difference? I can hardly fly, or at least that's what they said in flight camp. Maybe we should let the sun evaperate the water just like in the Everfree Forest, that'll make pegasi not have to nearly get themselves killed.

One day somepony might accidently use sewage water to send to Cloudsdale. That would be nasty.

Fluttershy

PS: Why should I write to you? I ain't your student, Twilight is, and I don't CARE if it was agreed back when she made all of Ponyville fight over a stuffed pony. I look out for ME, and don't think for a second that I look out for animals, I cook animals.