Canterlot Wedding

Dear Worst Military Leader On The Planet

So now that my brother is a prince, does that mean he'll become an alicorn? No? You're sexist! Stallions are just as powerful as mares. Or for that matter, Blueblood, shouldn't HE be an alicorn? Heck, if OCD little ME can be one, why not those two?

I also demand an apology for you accusing me of being possessive towards my brother, when I was protecting him from an evil...bug-thingy. Who I might add defeated YOU. You're a wuse! If THAT'S how you handle roaches, then I'd hate to see what would happen if a REAL threat occured.

By the way, don't forget about those tunnels underneath Canterlot that might cause erosion and send this snot-of-a city down to it's doom.

Twilight Sparkle