The Replacement Letters
Too Many Pinkie Pies
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Dear Celestia and Luna (yes, you too Luna, since you seem to not like me that much)
Well...we beat Sombra. But why the THUDGE did you turn him into a shadow? Why not send him into the ice as he is? Now he was actually a force to be reckoned with. Once again I had to go around cleaning up YOUR messes. You straight up gave him an advantage. Aren't you good for ANYTHING? You stalled the issue with your sister, Discord was able to escape your grasp, and now Sombra has not only been able to escape you but also had an advantage; thanks to you.
I also am rather disgusted that you let the world forget about something as big and historical as The Crystal Empire (even though this is NOT an empire. Empires are nations that take over other nations. This is nothing more than a city populated by a race that became extinct for a thousand years thanks to you and your uselessness).
Couldn't we have just used the Elements of Harmony on him and turn him mortal then lock him up? Apparently you have a bad habit of not only keeping secrets, but also giving your enemies a chance to win. I COULD'VE BEEN EITHER KILLED OR ENSLAVED BY A SHADOW MONSTER! Thanks to you.
I think you should try teaching the royal guards military skills for once instead of just LOOKING intimidating.
Twilight Sparkle
PS: Couldn't that presence-whose-not-a-pony-aparently have at LEAST sung In The Dark Of The Night or something? That would have been cool.
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