Magic Duel

Dear Princess not-queen Celestia

Looks like my lizard Spike doesn't seem to trust you. He could've sent you a letter to warn you of the terrorist Trixie Lulamoon, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he only does things if I tell him to. Either THAT, or he couldn't because of Trixie's fish bowl that went around town; but he STILL could had warned you after they tricked Trixie with the beavers to lift the fish bowl up. I guess my number 1 assistant ISN'T as good as he once was. He's becoming some sorta sexist male stereotype now. I guess I'll have to start using more strict discipline on him now.

Speaking of 'descipline', we have a terrorist to lock up named Trixie Lulamoon. She may have asked for my forgiveness, but she still acted with terrorism. The ONLY reason she lost, is because I used not the magic of FRIENDSHIP, but the magic of smoke and mirrors.

Meanwhile, YOU were over at Saddle Arabia, likely talking about how to deal with Horse Qaeda, when there're plenty of terrorists HERE in Equestria to worry about. HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!! Jerk.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: If you know how to turn old folks into young again, why not use it to make old age a thing of the past? Jerk.