Sleepless In Ponyville

Dear Celestia

Today I got to unofficially adopt Scootaloo as my little sister...well okay, more like got me a pet chicken.

A few of my friends (including chicken girlaloo) and I went camping where I told the two tales of the headless horse and the olden pony. Personally the olden pony is more ANNOYING than scary to ME. If an old lady walks up to me in the woods and asks 'where's my horseshoe?' I'm not gonna RUN, I'm gonna just get a weirded-out-face and answer. But Scootaloo is a big baby, so she gets scared. Okay okay, I admit it, I was super afraid of the olden pony and the headless horse when I was six years old too. I was also spooked like crazy of that dragon that almost smoked Equestria. I also also pick my nose, and sleep with a pillow with hearts, and a pink sleeping bag. I guess the rumor that Sweetie Belle will get a music cutie mark is all lies, she can't sing 99 buckets of oats on the wall.

After the tale of the headless horse, Scootaloo runs off to (get this) fight the headless horse. Scoots falls in a river and almost goes down a waterfall, until I rescued her sorry flank. She told me about her fear (while that spook Luna was talking behind me from the moon).

Next time I'm camping in the Everfree Forest.

I have reason to believe that Scootaloo is a pony/changeling hybrid.

I can see Luna's finally gotten off the bike she fell off of and is now helping the people, a opposed to wallowing in her sorrows.

Rainbow Danger Dash

PS: What have I gotten myself into? I have to teach a filly how to fly. Unless she really IS a changeling/earthpony hybrid, then she won't be able to fly with her crippled wings.