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Dear Celestia who theoretically isn't MY princess since I'm not a pony

Please don't tell Twilight this but...or on second thought, go ahead and spill the beans. When Twilight and the gang went to the Crystal Empire, I volunteered...Okay, was PAID to watch their pets; I justed wanted to fix myself a jewelcake; I didn't even give a thudge about taking care of the animals. I even had to bribe Granny Smith to not tell anypony that I tied the animals into a ball with ribbon and cloth (go ahead and tell Applejack that. I double dare you)

To make matters worse, I ended up chasing the rabbit (named Angel) literally ALL the way to the Crystal Empire where I almost got busted of being incapable of caring for the little monsters.

Spike

PS: Is it legal for Pinkie Pie to own an alligator. Someday that gator will grow to be 10ft long. Then again, all that sugar will keep Gummy the gator from living that long (Pinkie won't live for much longer with a diet like that either)