Games Ponies Play

Dear Princess Celestia

Looks like your faithful student should get an 'F' in commonsense; when looking for Ms. Harshwhinny, my friends and I picked up the wrong mare simply because she also had a flower covered piece of luggage. Is THAT even a reason to believe that's her? We couldn't have asked her if she's the games inspector or not?

The mare we picked up is probably a marijuana addict, since she's quite a nutcase. I can't believe I thought she could POSSIBLY be Ms. Harshwhinny. This mare was claustrophobic so being in the castle was a bit of a fright for her (even though she wasn't afraid of being in a train cart). This mare (apparently named Ms. Peachbottom) didn't even apologize for the misunderstanding.

Peachbottom somehow helped get The Crystal Empire (Crystal City would be a better and more accurate name) to house the Equestrian Games though.

Are these Equestrian Games REALLY such a big flipping deal? They're just a bunch of dumb games. Just how often do these games occur and how many cities exist in Equestria that can house these games?

There's Cloudsdale, Fillydelphia, Canterlot, Las Pegasus, Manehatten, Baltimare, Hoofington, Trottingham, Tall Tale, Mustangia, The Crystal Empire, etc.

Sure that's a lot, but the way Rainbow Dash was talking It sounded like there's only one possible way for each city to ever house these games. Rainbow Dash was so upset as a filly for Cloudsdale to not house the Equestrian Games that I'm starting to believe that these games only happen every 20 years or so. Surely Cloudsdale hosted these games SOMETIME before, or for that matter sometime in the future.

At least when we gave Peachbottom the grand tour of the castle I didn't show her Sombra's door of fear. Or Ms. Harshwhinny for that matter.

Next time if a 'games inspector' is acting like she needs to be sedated I'm asking questions no matter WHAT Rainbow Dash says. Or maybe just blame it on Pinkie Pie.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Rarity turned Cadence's hair into the most awkward mess ever. Maybe you should get that look.