Double Rainboom

Dear Celestia

Today I nuked Ponyville, and my vocabulary is short because I don't know what enhancer means.

Oh, and I also stole Twilight's talent enhancing chemical, drank it, and ended up in an alternate dimension populated by three flying critters that tried to capture me as a pet; AND THOSE THINGS WERE FASTER THAN ME. THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

I'd hate to see what would happen if Discord, Diamond Tiara, Silver spoon, or Screwloose drank it; Woowee!

I'd LIKE to see what would happen if Doctor Whooves, You, Luna, or Cadence drank that thing.

In that universe I sure could've used some antidote X.

Did I mention I nuked Ponyville? And also, Pinkie Pie stole Blooregard Q Kazoo, I think your friend Madame Foster may want to know about that.

Rainbow Danger Dash

PS: Did I mention I nuked Ponyville?