Magical Mystery Cure

Dear Celestia

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EVER BUCKING MIND!?! You turned me into an alicorn without ever saying that you would. How hard is it to say 'hey Twilight when you're ready I'm going to turn you into an alicorn...oh never mind you'll find out when I do it' and to top it all off, you first made me sing in the span of a whole month. A WHOLE MONTH!!!!!!!!

Because of your stupidity Ponyville's ponies almost started a civil war, the economy in the town almost died. Heck, you almost got Rainbow Dash eaten by a bunch of animals. So now we're going to have to fumigate Fluttershy's cottage to kill those beasts.

With secrets like this, I wouldn't be too surprised if next thing you're going to tell me is that you'll send me back to high school (when I'm 20 years old) as a weird bipedal creature that doesn't even look like their species, or even turn Spike into a dog.

Just before realizing that you tricked me to almost ruin my friends lives forever, I was singing about Ponyville half expecting the ponies to shout 'Bonjour!' HAY! That would be a decent way to put a stallion into my life.

While I'm singing, some boob of a stallion could be a local hero to ponyville who has several mares want to be his bride but the dummy wants what he can't have so he tries to get married to me, then after I kindly say no, he tries to throw my dad into an asylum unless I marry him, but not only do I refuse but manage to have him thrown into the dungeon. I have no idea why I said that, but that comes into my mind whenever I sing Morning In Ponyville.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Why didn't you send Star Swirl's book over here by Spike's fire?

PS: Now turn Blueblood and my brother into alicorns, they're royalty too.