What in the...

‘Who is that?’ A voice rang through my hollow head like a bullet. I chuckled to myself. My wild imagination must have tried to make the trip back with me to reality, another snorting laugh slipped out; I could have sworn Derpy was just talking to me. Jesus, my back is killing, well; time to turn off my computer, my parents can’t see what’s on my screen. One eye open. They would probably...Two eyes open. I don’t see my blanket covered in drool, neither my ceiling. But, a blue sky, with fluffy white clouds. My god! Did I sleep walk or something, Jesus? What the hell is up with the weather? England isn’t supposed to have nice weather. Damn it, eye crust. I lift my hand, inch by inch, I would think that my hand would help my lazy body and not be so god damn heavy, but no, it must be a ton. Alright, it’s close, just a bit...

‘Hello, mister?’ A shy voice sounded, my stupid pony-filled skull, my brain hadn’t made the trip back; I was still thinking that was Mrs Hooves. ‘Yeah, right, I’m in Equestria’ I thought to myself. I need to turn my imagination off; down boy. Alright, my hand is very close, must a few more centimetres. In 3, 2, 1. Houston, we have...A hoof!

“Oh, Jesus Christ!” My voice pierced the surrounding area, if anyone was nearby that would have probably freaked them out, big time

“Mister, are you in trouble?” I wrenched my back up, damn, even being a damn pony made your back break every morning. Getting up, please legs don’t fail me now, and jump! Up! First try! Alright, victory. While I enjoy my success, I spin my head around to the caller of my name. Wait a damn second! It is! It’s Derpy, bloody hooves! The grey mare looked terribly worried, though she was still cute as hell. Seriously, why try and censor something this cute? “Mister, are you okay?” The worry in her little voice was cute yet a bit saddening

“Yeah, I’m okay, but I have one question” This was me, still being suspenseful about this, was it real or was it just a dream? If it was a dream, then please last forever, if reality, why didn’t you come sooner?!

“Okay, what is it?” The internet loved mare’s worry slipped away, but it was still in presence

Must not scare her; well there goes my first question. Must not freak her; well there goes my second question. Last question I have: “Can you take me to the hospital?”

The worry rushed back into the mare “Why?! Are you hurt?!” She hovered off the ground and started to go a bit kamikaze

“No, I just what to know if I’m okay” I hoped my calmness slowed the mare’s crash course, it did... a bit. She turned from spinning and looping to just hovering above the ground.

“Okay, then” Worry still inhabited her voice, she just wouldn’t calm down. Well, she did just find some dude just lying in the middle of field, or somewhere. Where the hell am I? I took a look around; I was in the middle of a street, cobblestone roads, and houses. It was just sunrise. The old Hooves must have either forget what time it was or it was her mail round.

“Thanks wait a moment...” I started to feel dizzy, my eyes started to darken

“What’s the matter, mister? Mister!” The last thing I saw was Derpy trying to get me up, well at least, if I die, I die with the cutest thing ever.