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Wiping his face with one hand, Mark sighed, looking at James and the two Princess. “I hate you. With every fiber of my being. PINKIE. FLUTTERS. KILL ME. I DON’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS FUCKING STORY ANYMORE.”

With one of his fingers occupied with giving James the middle finger, the magical human picked up both Pinkie and Fluttershy, drawing them ~~like one of his french girls close to him~~, in a tight hug. Pinkie sighed, nuzzling his chest, whilst Fluttershy simply ~~Walked Into Mordor squeaked adorably~~, blushing. Sighing slightly, Applejack shook her head, before looking up at the Princess of the Sun, and clearing her throat. “Celestia, what are yeh gonna do ‘bout James an’ Mark?”

Luna answered, instead of her sister. “Well...we will monitor them, closely. Especially Mark. He has little control of his magical energy at the moment. He can do application, but not fine-tuning. He could be dangerous to the populace. James, as you said, was incredibly strong. Enough to cause craters. But he seems able to control WHEN he releases his Earth Magic, at least.”

AJ nodded, and then looked at Rainbow, who was sat atop James’ head, like a boss. “Ah think yah would break her heart if yeh sent him away. Been the first time she liked a guy, anyhow.”

James blinked, his ears picking up the words that Applejack spoke.

First time she liked a guy? To be honest I think it’s safe to assume its the first time I liked a pony....

Wait, wait, wait. She is/was a lesbian? Or never felt for anyone before? Wait. She LIKES ME! Waitwaitwait. I like a pony? Is this beastiality? Nah, she’s a person. In a different form. So...Xenophilia?

DOES ANY OF THIS MATTER, SHE FUCKING LIKES ME BACK.

James looked at AJ, blinking a few times. AJ looked back, her pupils dilating slightly. She knew that he had heard her. He knew that she knew that he had heard her. She knew he knew she knew. And he knew she knew he knew she knew. And So On.

James grinned, grabbing Rainbow Dash. Picking her up, off of his head, and putting her down to look at him. “I have an announcement! As all here present know, me and Fagotron Prime over there are trapped here in a strange world. We were attacked by the natives of this world, and then we recovered. Mark had it worse off than me, losing an eye and stuff. However, for the purposes of this argument...speech, thing, I don’t wish to be patient. So, without further delay, fuck whatever may pass as police as here, fuck the system, fuck you, and, by extension, RD, we should rut. I mean whut. I mean...” And with that, he kneeled down on both knees, pressing his lips to Rainbow’s. He stayed like that for a few seconds, Rainbow too shocked to respond, before he stood up, looking at the group, before spreading his arms wide, and simply saying. “And what?”

Mark chuckled slightly, doing the same pose, before laughing out loud. “FUCK YOUR FUCKING OF THE POLICE. Although, you make an excellent point, kind sir. If I may present a rebuttal? Go fuck yourself with a cactus.” And with that, he walked casually over to his friend, and hugged him, chuckling all the while.

“Oh, well then.” James said, hugging back. “Anyway..I never thought I would find love here..”

One group DAWWWW later, James laughed, nuzzling into Rainbow’s neck, before kissing it lightly. And then they went back into talking amongst themselves.

Celestia was smiling happily. It was good that one of her little ponies had found somepony, even if it was someone of a different race. Then she turned to Mark, observing him quietly. He had gone back to talking to Fluttershy and Pinkie. Fluttershy was sat on his legs, whilst Pinkie was standing against his back, her front limbs around his neck in a hug. The Element of Laughter was living up to her name, giggling away at something, whilst Flutters was content to simply nuzzle into her favourite human’s chest. Mark was rubbing his hand behind her ear, chuckling lightly as he did.

“Don’t they look cute, Tia?” Luna said, giggling slightly, as she also glanced to the trio. Celestia simply nodded, before turning to Twilight. “Me and Luna have to return to Canterlot, to perform our royal duties of lowering the sun, and conversely, raising the moon.”

“TOOO TTTHHHHEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!” Pinkie shouted, giggling slightly, before blanking out. “Uhh...what?” She looked completely baffled by what she had just said. Twilight and Celestia both glanced at Luna, but she hadn’t heard, or had chosen to ignore the bubbly pony.

Blinking, Mark simply kissed her nose, laughing, before tackling Fluttershy, and tickling her. Applejack was giggling at the antics, and RD and James were kissing...again. OMG COOTIES. “Surely somepony is thinking they need to get a room....amiright?” Pinkie and Luna said, at the exact same time.

“FUCK YOU BOTH!” James said, laughing. “Mark can have Pinkie, Luna gets....uh..Twilight, I guess?”

Both Twilight and Luna blushed darkly, babbling incoherently as they tried to make any semblance of sense of what James just said. Looking at each other for a few seconds, then turned away, blushing brighter now.

"Yeah, sounds about right." Celestia said, giggling away into her hoof.

Twilight immediately fainted.