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Once Twilight had woken up, she found that the Princess’ were gone. Looking around, she saw the rest of her friends sitting a little ways away, not noticing that she had woken up. Then she noticed the giant apple tree behind them.

Getting up, she shook her head slightly. She hadn’t really liked the teasing about her and the Princess. She liked somepony, anyway... Sighing, she walked up behind Applejack, nuzzling into her side, giggling lightly.

“Oh, howdy there, sugarcube! Wonderin’ when y’were gonna wake up.” She said, in her southern drawl, chuckling as Twilight was noticed by the rest of the group, to various statements of welcome.

“Oh, hey Twilight! James decided to grow a tree. Cuz yeah. Fuck you and your logic.” Mark said, laughing. James and Rainbow Dash did a synchronized hang-upside down maneuver, waving at Twilight. They were only a few inches away from the violet mare, but Rainbow giggled as she nuzzled her friend, still upside down, and giggling all the while, whilst James did a peace sign, flipping himself out of the tree, to land beside Applejack and Twilight. And then grunting in pain. Seems like his injury wasn’t fully healed...

Rainbow noticed, and went down to nuzzle her colt...boy...somethingfriends side, looking up with concern. Oddly, it was Twilight who spoke up next. “A-are you alright, James? I could look up some spells for pain release, or..” She was cut off with a scarred hand to her lips. Looking up into the One-Eyed Aspect of MindFuckery, she saw a knowing glint in his eye, and a mischievous grin on his visage. She blinked, then shook her head, turning her head to look at the floor with a bright blush.

Rarity and AJ were talking together, by the side of Mark. Pinkie and Fluttershy were whispering to each other, before Pinkie decided to initiate a tongue wrestling session, causing the custard mare to blush profusely, before falling back on her haunches, her eyes wide, and her tongue lolling out slightly like a sleepy puppy.

Mark and Pinkie shared a glance, before Mark laughed. “Dammit, me and Pinks are gonna break her soon. I look forward to it.” As he said the last bit, his smile broke into a more manic grin, complete with eye twitch, before settling back into his regular lazy smile. Just to live up to the stereotype, he laid back, relaxing against the tree, drawing Pinkie and ‘Shy into a tight snuggle, kissing each of their cheeks. Rarity raised an eyebrow at this display of public affection, but these qualms were curbed by an Applejack Hug ©. The Copyright symbol was actually visible above her head, as Rarity’s ribs almost cracked from the bonecrushing hug, a squeal escaping her lips as her eyes rolled back slowly, a low groan escaping her lips.

As Applejack put her down, James and Mark noticed something at the same time. Her inner thighs were more a dark grey, than white, and her eyes were still rolled back. However, before they could even glance towards each other, Pinkie exclaimed loudly. “Ooh, Rarity, Thats so naughty! Out in public too....” Her voice got quieter at this, and was staring at Fluttershy with a grin.

Fluttershy simply noped the fuck out. Hiding behind Mark, she cowered, staring through his legs at the Pink Menace. “Excuse me, passengers, Fluttershy has boarded the GTFO train to Fuckthisville. If you would keep all hands and legs inside the vehicle?” He grinned, winking at Pinkie. Who was then stood between Mark’s legs, making out with Fluttershy once again, giggling as she did.

James pulled on Mark’s arm, laughing as he did. “God damnit, bro, you get all the fun.” That earnt him a hit from Dashiekins. “Oh! Later, I ain’t into people watching, unless it’s an orgy. Then its cool.” Dash looked like she was about to thump him, until she face - Jameschested, groaning until she started to go higher and higher. “HELIUM DASHIE. I WANT HAS.” The magical human said, laughing loudly, kissing his mare/girlfriend on the nose. “Dash best pony, no exceptions.”

Interrupted by a slight cough, he saw Mark motion to the pair of furiously kissing mares, before they decided to hide behind the tree, almost dragging Mark with them there and then, before he shook his foot free. Silently, he spread his arms in the classic “And what” pose, smirking slightly.

James casually added to the foray of now muffled Fluttermoans, her assertiveness training obviously not working. “Well then, everyone seems to be getting a bit excited, eh?” He shook his head, before simply front-flipping, and then rolling away, simply not giving a single fuck. Mark and Twilight shared a look, before following him, Rainbow lazily flapping above them. Rarity stayed behind, resting her head against the tree, lazily crossing her hind legs and taking care of “business”, as ~~AJ expanded her hat and killed everyone using the sawblade built into it,~~ casually strolled after them, shaking her head slightly muttering to herself “Ah think ah got a cream fer that.”

With James deciding to frontflip, and land on his back, Mark simply raised his hand, and ~~Charge up a spirit bomb, before going super saiyan and killing everypony~~ go into a cartwheel, landing to sit next to his friend. Applejack and Twilight sat near the two, Twilight admittedly next to James’ head, with Dash on top of her colt/boyfriend’s chest, kissing him lightly. “So, yeh fitting in nicely, James, Mark?” the orange pony said, smiling a little at her irony.

“Nope, sucks here, people are horrible.” That was James, trying not to laugh as ~~pinkie randomly threw toast at him~~, whilst Mark was looking back where they had come from, a slight tic in his eye, something that people/ponies were slowly coming to terms with, even if they knew it meant something probably twisted was forming in his brain. But it never came, the tic slowly leaving his eye, as he grinned at Twilight. “I love it here. We shouldn’t belong, but you girls took us in, Rainbow and James have fallen in love, I have two amazing girls, and best of all? Friends like nopony, or no-one, else. Even if I lost an eye, most of my arms and chest, and James almost got flattened into a dark red smear by his now girlfriend. And mine are rutting up there. And AJ’s marefriend is clopping furiously cuz AJ almost broke her ribs.” Shrugging, He laughed, before grinning furiously at Twilight.

Twilight knew what he was implying, but sighed slightly. “Yes, it has been an interesting few days, hasn’t it?..” Telekinetically, she spoke to Mark.

I am NOT telling James that I like his marefriend.

Aww, you suck, Twily...