What Am I Doing Here? - Return To Earth

(Note; This is set after Discord visited Luna and Crystal. And yes, this is a first person perspecti- OH GOD NO DISCORD! BACK OFF- Well now, what do we have here? A fanfic? Booooring. Anyway, this is *my** chapter now.)*

Day 2 - Discorded Vacation

Well, isn't this lovely? Here I am, lying back in the sand on a beach somewhere in a place called Hawaii. This is simply beautiful. I see a few humans walk by and scream as they see my form. I raised an eyebrow to a certain little girl staring at me.

"What? Can't you see I'm busy here?"

The girl merely blinks, a sign of her ignorance to the danger I pose to her safety. Of course I would never harm any creature on purpose, though.

"You look weird."

I roll my eyes. Literally. I grabbed my eyeballs and rolled them like dice.

"Well, obviously. Even I knew how much of a beast I look. Thanks for the compliment, now shoo."

I waved my paw and claw towards her for emphasis. She got the message and waddled off. I sigh and lie back closing my eyes.

"Crystal said this place was chaotic. Well, not this place. But I must say this is luxurious."

A dark shape blocks the light on my face, making me crack an eye open in annoyance.

"And what, prey tell, do you want?"

He was a black male, wearing a suit and was also sporting an earpiece. He was also bald.

"Excuse me for any inconvenience. I must ask, who and what are you?"

I laugh lightly and wave a claw.

"Ah ah ah! You first."

The man nodded and flipped out a CIA badge from his pocket.

"My name is Cobra Bubbles. I'm with the CIA."

I stare at him a few seconds longer.

"Bubbles?"

"Yes. Bubbles."

I groan and rub my head.

"Your voice and stature contradict your own name."

He nods in agreement.

"Yes, I'm well aware. Your turn to talk."

"Why my name is Discord! I'm a draconequus."

Cobra didn't react in any physical way. I knew he wanted more than that.

"A draconequus is an alien race of chimera-like beings. I am the last of my kind. I am also the spiritual embodiment of chaos itself."

Cobra still didn't react. I sighed.

"And I'm here on vacation. There. That's all."

Cobra nodded.

"I best be off then. Carry on, sir."

Cobra walked away casually from me.

"Well, that was weird."

I lie back on the sands and enjoy the rest of my day.